Australia - Sycophantic Colonial Outpost

Well they can be majestic if you look at them with a trained professional but there is no real way for them and people to coexist. Unlike alligators or even brown bears, the only advice regarding saltwater crocs is to just avoid them.

The sound of a big salties jaws closing is the most terrifying thing Iā€™ve ever heard

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Theyll do well to make it past the monster sharks thats lurk between cleveland and, the appropriately named, Amity. Even the Bull sharks are hitting 3m now apparently.

And theres a something bigger lurking that even fucks up great whites:

The crocs would do well to stick the mangrovesā€¦

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That lad has managed to stay out of sight for a fair while since 2012

Feasting on great whites. When they run out, look out

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Careful with that rhetoric or @Juhniallio will be along questioning your empathy.

We are one sharknado away from Sydney being destroyed

The eldest of the Brown offspring is going daan onda for a bit of a tour meeting friends out there for a month or so. Going to give her a few dolla going. What sort of clout has the Au$ compared to ā‚¬uro?

Weeks rent in Bondi - $800
Pint - $12
Schooner - $8
Funbag - $300

If heā€™s paying his way Iā€™d allow $2500/wk excl any internal flights.

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A breast is 300 bucks? Would they do a pair for a monkey

New Zealand has almost tripled the levy for tourists to enter the country from October to NZ$100 (ā‚¬56) from NZ$35 (ā‚¬19.60) to ā€œensure visitors contribute to public services and high-quality experiences while visiting New Zealandā€.

https://www.rte.ie/news/world/2024/0903/1468047-new-zealand-tourism/

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Theyā€™d want to improve their signage a bitā€¦