Aviation Disasters

Try to think of something original without stealing someone elses theories (that applies to both me and the hijacking theory that you are suggesting is what happened eleven days later, something the media has been running with for three days but which i put up day one).

I’m the opposite of fat

[QUOTE=“Tess Tickle, post: 918705, member: 2269”]Try to think of something original without stealing someone elses theories (that applies to both me and the hijacking theory that you are suggesting is what happened eleven days later, something the media has been running with for three days but which i put up day one).

I’m the opposite of fat[/QUOTE]
:rolleyes:

Ok fatman whatever you say.

BREAKING NEWS
Seems as if the Aussies reckon they’ve found debris from the plane in the most significant and definite development thus far. South Indian Ocean, heading towards Antarctica. Fucking mental

[QUOTE=“Blake, post: 919061, member: 1755”]BREAKING NEWS
Seems as if the Aussies reckon they’ve found debris from the plane in the most significant and definite development thus far. South Indian Ocean, heading towards Antarctica. Fucking mental[/QUOTE]
Roger @Blake[/USER], I’ll have to ask our man on the ground [USER=273]@caoimhaoin to update when he reaches the scene, but here’s what we know so far:
Commercial satellites have captured images of several objects, one thought to be up to 24 metres long, in the Indian ocean, approx 2500km south west of Perth. We have an Orion there already, with a US Navy P8 Poseidon following. A second Australian air force Orion is departing in a few hours, to be followed by an NZ air force Orion. We will continue to deploy assets for this above water operation until definitive location and identification of the objects is completed. When necessary, on water assets (ships to you) will be deployed to the area.

Lets not get ahead of ourselves, there’s a lot of shit floating in the oceans, it could be a container thats fallen off a ship. Out thoughts and prayers are with our military personnel during this most testing of times. Godspeed to them.

Of course you could also argue that its pretty fucking stupid to announce that you’ve found something bobbing in a vast ocean when you haven’t a fucking clue what it is, especially in the middle of the media and social media storm blowing around this story. But then again, one of Abbott’s ministers resigned yesterday, so anything to deflect.

It’s probably the “boat people”

What’s an orion? Plane or boat?

This does all seem a bit premature unless they’re withholding information. A 25m object in the middle of nowhere so that must be the plane.

Car.

I think its called a ute out there, or a yute, the y may be silent.

The Americans know.

[QUOTE=“myboyblue, post: 919074, member: 180”]I think its called a ute out there, or a yute, the y may be silent.

The Americans know.[/QUOTE]
Strute.

[QUOTE=“Fitzy, post: 919063, member: 236”]Roger @Blake[/USER], I’ll have to ask our man on the ground [USER=273]@caoimhaoin to update when he reaches the scene, but here’s what we know so far:
Commercial satellites have captured images of several objects, one thought to be up to 24 metres long, in the Indian ocean, approx 2500km south west of Perth. We have an Orion there already, with a US Navy P8 Poseidon following. A second Australian air force Orion is departing in a few hours, to be followed by an NZ air force Orion. We will continue to deploy assets for this above water operation until definitive location and identification of the objects is completed. When necessary, on water assets (ships to you) will be deployed to the area.

Lets not get ahead of ourselves, there’s a lot of shit floating in the oceans, it could be a container thats fallen off a ship. Out thoughts and prayers are with our military personnel during this most testing of times. Godspeed to them.

Of course you could also argue that its pretty fucking stupid to announce that you’ve found something bobbing in a vast ocean when you haven’t a fucking clue what it is, especially in the middle of the media and social media storm blowing around this story. But then again, one of Abbott’s ministers resigned yesterday, so anything to deflect.[/QUOTE]
Her Majesty’s finest are on the case.

It’s 2500 km southwest of Perth, how the fuck did it get down there?

[QUOTE=“Rocko, post: 919069, member: 1”]What’s an orion? Plane or boat?

This does all seem a bit premature unless they’re withholding information. A 25m object in the middle of nowhere so that must be the plane.[/QUOTE]

An Orion is a plane.

Flew

Doubt now about the credibility of that Australian sighting because I’ve just seen quotes from the father of one of the passengers who is saying “my son is still alive. I don’t believe the news.” It’s reasonable to assume he has access to better information than we do.

If they are going on the photos they are showing in the papers then they are mad to have announced it before they checked it out.

they are cunts mate, they want to be in the news, the news yesterday said “Australia takes over the search for the missing plane”

Tess, am I safe to fly with Air Malaysia in the next few months?

A Dad of a Texan man on the Jet also thinks his son is still alive and had said he’s trusting a higher authority. He’s leaving it in God’s hands.

Do you think they could have flown that high?

Well there you go. They’ve obviously shared something with the direct families involved that proves everyone is still alive.