Bah fucking Humbug

Are households putting up the Xmas decorations earlier and earlier every year? We are nearly the last house on our place to do it.
Fuck em. Dec 8th ish to Jan 4th-ish for us. That’s plenty

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Daft Punk Applause GIF by Complex

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The moon is right
The spirits up
We’re here tonight
And that’s enough

Simply havin’ a wonderful Christmastime
Simply havin’ a wonderful Christmastime

The party’s on
The feelin’s here
That only comes
This time of year

The choir of children sing their song

Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding, ooh, ooh

The word is out
About the town
So lift a glass
Ahh, don’t look down

The choir of children sing their song
They practiced all year long

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without doubt, the most horrendous song ever written. must have taken him all of 5 minutes, and that was probably just how long it took him to put the lyrics onto paper. As for the melody? fuck sake. abysmal. Why it keeps being played is beyond me, there are plenty of terrible Christmas songs that have been consigned to history, this easily should be another one.

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macca cycnically sees the chrimbo song as a great pension scheme for writing shite songs that people lap up at christmas. dont forget pipes of peace and the frog song

Cos he was in bad need of a pension scheme.
Maybe he just liked his kids?

some people can never have enough money, not saying its macca but consistently targeting the christmas market in the 80s tells its own story.

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You’d be mad not to have them up for the Toy Show.

As bad as it is, it’s better than anything you ever released, you useless cunt.

Christmas is about indulging in the cheesy, in the sentimental and even in the ridiculous. Open your heart and embrace it. Or FOAD.

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how do you know

I WISH I WAS AT HOME FOR CHRISTMAS