Halloween not even 12 hours past and the Christmas ads have started… I truely hate this time of year. Fuck off one and all.
“The child is a king, the carollers sing,The old has passed, there’s a new beginning.Dreams of santa, dreams of snow,Fingers numb, faces aglow.Christmas time, mistletoe and wineChildren singing christian rhymeWith logs on the fire and gifts on the treeA time for rejoicing in all that we seeA time for living, a time for believingA time for trusting, not deceiving,Love and laughter and joy ever after,Ours for the taking, just follow the master.”
Excellent banter from Sir Cliff…
Roll on Christmas. I love it!
Yours in fighting the recession and the budget with Santa magic and I think I may be still drunk from the weekend,
GSH.
It’ll all be over in 8 short weeks. Christmas is a time for drunkenness, embrace it.
Christmas Rules Ok.
Christmas is great.
The longest consecutive time off I get all year so I tend to enjoy it.
Perhaps a Christmas thread is in order.
How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza.
Deep and crisp and even.
Make it so.
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How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza.
Deep and crisp and even.
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It’s deep pan, crisp and even.
Jeesh.
Yours in aid,
GSH.
I am looking at ordering my Christmas Jumper in the very near future. Roll on Christmas season.
Remember chicks dig blokes in christmas jumpers. 
Since When…
Well the guys wearing them out last year seem to do better with the ladies than the guys without them. 
Hard to argue with that sort of polling.
Christmas has no place in November.
It should fuck off and wait for its week to arrive, but no. Dicktard shops and other cuntknuckle sources have to start shoving it down our necks earlier every fucking year.
Horseshit, the lot of it.
Too right.
It’s the effort of TFK members go to in order to get accurate consumer feedback that makes this site nearly ok.
I propose that for the TFK Christmas party there is a christmas jumper rule. Then we’ll see if it works or if it looks like a lot of tards on parade.
I put up the work Christmas tree today and it was taken down. I’ll put it back up next week though.
Yours etc,
GSH.
C’maaaaaaaaan
Is there a worse song ever written than “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time” by Paul MacCartney? It sounds like a 5 year old banging on a casio keyboard. Is that really the same man who wrote Blackbird?
McCartney died/morphed into Clif Richard years ago
Paul died and they put an imposter into the Beatles. Have you not seen the cover of Abbey Road?
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