BDO Darts Tournaments + News

Where was the tournament on? flannerys on Camden Street would be my guess.

It’s mentioned in the article, you ignorant fuck.

Here’s a clue. The venue is contained in the text.

Never heard anything of this. What did they call it, “the world cup of darts”? You’d imagine something like that coming to Ireland would be quite high profile. Anything of it on the news at all?

The Zuiderduin Masters starts tonight. This is the last big event before the World Championship and is traditionally seen as the big “moving” event before as players find their form ahead of the big one. Or so you’d think, but history tells us the winner here has a similar fate at Lakeside to the winner of the Augusta par 3 competition at the US Masters.

I’m in no way comparing Zuiderduin to that though as it’s a fantastic tournament in its own right. 24 players are divided into 8 round robin groups of 3, with the winners advancing to the quarter finals. It’s a format that’s reminiscent of the 1982 World Cup in Spain, and I’ve no doubt the excitement levels this weekend will reach the heights of that magnificent game between Italy and Brazil. Socrates’s great goal in that match summed up the philosophy of Brazilian football, and this tournament sums up the philosophy of BDO darts. The joy I feel in my heart before a big tournament like this is similar to the joy Falcao felt when he equalised that day in Barcelona.

One look at the draw tells you that Group F is the “Group of Death” - the Silverback, Wolfie and "the Man from Nowhere" Alan Norris compete for just the one quarter final spot. I don’t need to tell you anything about the standard of this tournament other than that Martin Adams, the reigning World Champion, isn’t even seeded! That says it all. I’m tipping Norris myself. The most improved player on the circuit this year and a real dark horse. He’s my long range each way tip for Lakeside.

At the start of the year I said we’d see a fitter and more focussed Ted Hankey. I think that the Count has achieved this to a certain extent, but he hasn’t even qualified for this tournament. Therefore my start of the year prediction that Ted would win this tournament won’t happen. With the all round strength of BDO darts, I’m not overly surprised however.

It’s not just the men’s tournament that will be keeping the interest up - Group A in the women’s draw looks seriously tasty. Good to see Anastasia Dobromyslova back in top BDO action. I wonder will defending youth champion Jimmy Hendriks will be trying to nail the Foxy Lady in the bar afterwards?

Here’s the draw in full:

MEN:
GROUP A
1 Dean Winstanley (1) ENG
2 Steve Douglas ENG
3 Wesley Harms NETH

GROUP B
1 Ross Montgomery (8) SCO
2 Christian Kist NETH
3 Fabian Roosenbrand NETH

GROUP C
1 John Walton (5) ENG
2 Darryl Fitton ENG
3 Salmon Renyaan NETH

GROUP D
1 Willy van de Wiel (4) NETH
2 Joey ten Berge NETH
3 Edwin Max NETH

GROUP E
1 Robbie Green (3) ENG
2 Scott Mitchell ENG
3 Remon Hurrebrink NETH

GROUP F
1 Tony O’Shea (6) ENG
2 Martin Adams ENG
3 Alan Norris ENG

GROUP G
1 Tony West (7) ENG
2 Jan Dekker NETH
3 Benito van de Pas NETH

GROUP H
1 Gary Robson (2) ENG
2 Scott Waites ENG
3 Geert de Vos BE

LADIES:

GROUP A
1 Deta Hedman (1) ENG
2 Trina Gulliver ENG
3 Anastasia Dobromyslova RUS

GROUP B
1 Irina Armstrong (2) ENG
2 Aileen de Graaf NETH
3 Tamara Schuur NETH

YOUTH

GROUP A
1 Jimmy Hendriks NETH
2 Sven Groen NETH
3 Jeffrey de Zwaan NETH

GROUP B
1 Tim van de Poel NETH
2 Jimmy van Schie NETH
3 Mike Zuydwijk NETH

What channel is this “Massive” tournament on?

I’m delighted to announce that all real darts fans can catch all the action here from 18:45 hours this evening:
http://www.rtvnh.nl/live/tv

The Dutch news is on at the moment. They’re discussing flooding.

Ha Ha, you think some channel like Challenge tv would pick up this rubbish? I suppose you can’t blame them, be like watching darts at my local.

I’d say the minute you walk in the door of your local everybody else walks out.

Yeah, especially when the BDO is on the big screen, all of twice a year.

You only go into your local twice a year? Hardly a local then is it?

I just go in twice a year to see does anyone actually watch the BDO, bartender said to me “you hardly expect anyone to watch that rubbish, business is bad enough without putting on amateur darts” so no one does watch the BDO.

Ah right. You go to the pub twice a year, both times with the express purpose of seeing whether people are watching BDO darts. You’re a fucking weirdo.

No wonder the BBC are dropping this rubbish, shocking stuff, Tony Eccles will fit in like a glove.

Fit in like a glove? are you retarded?

His boyfriend obviously anal fists him with gloves on.

Shocking news from Holland as my sources tell me that reigning youth champion Jimmy Hendriks has ignored the charms of Anastasia Dobromyslova and has instead made straight for Trina Gulliver, dragging her into a toilet cubicle. Apparently with all the flooding in Holland at the moment the young Dutch kid felt that the least he could do was stick his finger in a dyke.

Ah boys no need to get personal, truth hurts i suppose.

Semis:
Scott Waites v Martin Adams
Ross Montgomery vs Darryl Fitton

Scotty 1-0 up in sets.

Scotty averaging an incredible 111.

But typical resilience from Wolfie to come back and make it 1-1 in sets. The Undisputed World Champion of All Darts is averaging well over 100 himself.