You can imagine in 30 years time when these hipster gobshites are showing photos of themselves to their kids. âYou had a beard Dad? That looked stupid. At least you could get rid of it, unlike the even more stupid tattoo sleeve covering your entire arm.â
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Its been a trend for almost three years now mate.
So basically, youâre just a lazy bastard with no respect for yourself?
He was too busy studying to take care of personal hygiene.
How is having a beard being unhygienic? Itâs actually far better for your skin in the long run âŚit will catch on with the square heads in about 5 yearsâŚ
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My mother used to warn me about three particular types of men who are not to be trusted:
1.Men with any facial hair groomed to be less than a beard.
2.Men who stand below 5â6".
3.Protestants.
Obviously no scientific basis for any of them so Iâve never shown any lesser face to any.
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whats the best length to maintain stubble lads? I have a yolk for shaving my balls that goes from blade 1 to blade 5, I could use that
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I have a theory that lads with beards are most likely to be shaving their nut sacks.
Itâs a topsy turvy world we live in.
Guilty.
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Why the fuck would you bother shaving your sac. Fucking weirdos
Tea bagging I presume.
Iâm a naturally hairy cunt but I wouldnât be a fan of the skinny jeans hipster look, I wouldnât knock it each to their own etc, but I reckon 3 days without a shave is enough for me personally anyway.
Shaving your ballbag is acceptable, growing hair on your face is not.
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Iâd trim the balls with a 1 blade, fuck that I wonât be going near it with a fucking razor. There is something wrong wrong with fellas who do that.
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There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, itâs breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Iâm after growing a beard for the second time in my life.
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Youâll be shaving your balls next.
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I donât need to.
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A wispy auld yoke is it?