Beards, yea or gheh?

[Ashman]

A grey beard adds at least 10 years . Just advising like .

[glasagusban]

Sounds like it snuck up.on you all of a sudden. I’d often have a beard because i hate shaving. But I trim it all off then regularly enough, I did there today, far fresher. Beards are a pain in the hole.

[anon78624367]

@glasagusban

Beards are a pain in the hole.

ask him to shave the next time you’re getting a rim job

[Julio_Geordio]

@anon78624367

@glasagusban

Beards are a pain in the hole.

ask him to shave the next time you’re getting a rim job

There was a better joke in there about Glas’s missus being a beard.

[anon78624367]

@Julio_Geordio

There was a better joke in there about Glas’s missus being a beard.

Can you have a relationship with a beard now? Bearduality

[Fitzy]

I haven’t shaved in over a week, being on holliers and that. So I have a face full of black and white hair. Mrs Fitzy reckons it’s quite fetching and is urging me to keep it and get it tidied up by sone hipster barber fucker.
I’m a bit torn. I’ve never had a beard, but it would be nice to do something different for a while. I do look even more magesterial than normal with it. So in respecting grand traditions, I will throw this open to the forum. Do I stick with the beard or shave it off tomorrow?

[balbec]

Go for it.

[Fitzy]

Shaving it as soon as I get up so.

[glenshane]

I’d love to grow a beard, but it’d be like asking michelangelo’s David to wear a duffel coat

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

The day will come when there’s a beard amnesty and women around Ireland will realise that ugly roasters have been hiding behind groomed beards for the past decade…

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Fitzy

I haven’t shaved in over a week, being on holliers and that. So I have a face full of black and white hair. Mrs Fitzy reckons it’s quite fetching and is urging me to keep it and get it tidied up by sone hipster barber fucker.
I’m a bit torn. I’ve never had a beard, but it would be nice to do something different for a while. I do look even more magesterial than normal with it. So in respecting grand traditions, I will throw this open to the forum. Do I stick with the beard or shave it off tomorrow?

I’ve grown a beard recently. It looks very nice.

[TheBird]

#meetoo
Just to see how it looks on me.

I always thought a lad with a pruned beard was indicative of unmanly vanity and now that I heave one for myself for a little while. I can’t see any other reason for having one. It’s an itchie cunt of a yoke that requires maintenance that I’m not interested in lavishing on it.

[iron_mike]

Beware of beards. Signify an intention to hide.

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

If there was a beard amnesty in Ireland, there’d be thousands of women realising that they were actually married to massive dorks hiding behind their beards for years

[Julio_Geordio]

@TheBird

It’s an itchie cunt of a yoke

It stops being itchy after a while if that’s any help.

[Corksfinedtboy]

Dirty s

[myboyblue]

Thinly veiled all lads with beards are pock faced

[glenshane]

Wise up lads. Santa, Captain Haddock, Uncle Albert and Sean Connery in The Hunt for Red October.
That’s it.
Edit: And @Fagan_ODowd…and Jesus

[iron_mike]

@glenshane

Wise up lads. Santa, Captain Haddock, Uncle Albert and Sean Connery in The Hunt for Red October.
That’s it.

Charles Manson

Lock the fucking thread.

[glenshane]

No CIA hippy stooges