Donald could give you a few jobs then like washing out the toilets in one of the buildings to keep you ticking over…
Ideally you could get him interested in greyhounds and you could become his racing and purchasing manager. Buying and selling dogs for big money.
Im sure the salary is in the region of €10,000 an hour for that service, should I become his son in law.
2RE has spotted Ivanka Trump before me so i’ll leave him at it. I think he’d prefer to get Donald interested in horses too than the dogs…
Yes I can see Donald and I buying Rachel Alexandras first foal by Curlin and running it Laytown in 2013. Sure to like the surface.
Seriously, does anyone know any women (young or old) looking for a kept man?
Know a bird here in work. She’s 35, single and loves younger men. High paid job, senior manager. Mad to settle down but doesn’t want to be a cougar; thinks the lads are just after money. After reading this thread I’d have to agree with her.
One of you boys need to start a thread over on WOL and you’ll get your answer
Put in a good word for me, tell her i like long walks and having ly-ins at the weekends. What is she like in the looks department, not that it matters…
I’d say she’s got the wrong impression, some men just love older women, and men give far less of a fuck about money than women do, in a relationship situation.
Anyway, Dublin, Cork and Limerick were always good cougar hunting grounds for me, there are many out there.
Surely at the ripe old age of 43 The Dunph is a bit old for a cougar? :unsure:
She’d get it once a day and twice on a Sunday*
*Not that I’d be noticing, happily married me 
the trumps dont have any money… they just pretend they do!!
Shush you…stop raining on my parade.
Sorry lads I was away there making the dinner for herself, here whats this WOL thing.
now where is that thread about dinners gone
Proud moment for kept men all over the country as Martin McAleese is honoured at the Entrepreneur of the Year Awards.
What age would you consider a cougar to be? 40s or 50s? In any other country perhaps that might be acceptable but it’s scraping the barrel in Ireland
Still… He must feel like a right cunt everytime she upstages him in croke park.
Not for me thanks. There are less public ways of being a kept man.
That depends on the man’s age of course. I was with a 29 year old when 20 and thought she was ancient in comparison.Where as now, i’d go to 43-44 if in good enough shape.