Oh my God, can anyone help two girls in distress???
Myself and Concepta deposited a large amount of money from Daddy’s credit card into our gambling account. We wanted to win BIG.
We backed Liverpool to win the league, Bayern to win the Champions league, Moyes to last the season and we backed Cork at halftime in the league final against Dublin. If Liverpool lose we’ll have lost a six figure sum.
We heard prostitutes can make good money. We plan to start next weekend. Concepta heard that sailors use prostitutes all the time. So how much do we charge and where??? Does Bettystown have sailors as I heard thats beside the sea???
Help, help, help……
[QUOTE=“Assumpta Gilhooley, post: 940675, member: 2517”]Oh my God, can anyone help two girls in distress???
Myself and Concepta deposited a large amount of money from Daddy’s credit card into our gambling account. We wanted to win BIG.
We backed Liverpool to win the league, Bayern to win the Champions league, Moyes to last the season and we backed Cork at halftime in the league final against Dublin. If Liverpool lose we’ll have lost a six figure sum.
We heard prostitutes can make good money. We plan to start next weekend. Concepta heard that sailors use prostitutes all the time. So how much do we charge and where??? Does Bettystown have sailors as I heard thats beside the sea???
Help, help, help……[/QUOTE]
Laytown would be a much better bet than Bettystown.
You need to speak to @Thrawneen, he’ll get yis up and running.
Mickees uncles run a prostitute ring at Foynes port, maybe drop him a PM.
Naturally what ye can charge will all come down to what ye have to offer.
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3-3…Jasus we’re fucked.
We’ve decided to try Joe Duffy and cry like mad things. Maybe someone will feel sorry for us.
Finally some good news. We only took €12k from Daddy’s credit card. So a fella yesterday in Enniscorthy told us we’d easily make 200 euro a night each. So we reckon we’ll have the cash in 30 days. We just have to find the right locations.
Concepta’s delighted that the weather is lovely and mild, because wearing her mini skirt her varicose veins would show up if she was terrible cold.
