Best names for people in the public eye

I use Accuweather a fair bit, would find that its very good to find out what the weather is going to do a few days down the line etc etc…

But I have to giggle when I see this guys name. Can he be beaten in the best name for someone in the public eye category*

*TFK BNfSitPE award (name under review for patent) to be given to the winner.

Joe Bastardi - Long Range Weather expert.
I alway have a laugh at that too.

Dick Pound from the doping crowd is another good one.

Wolf Blitzer, great name. CNN I think.

Art Vandelay… via the medium of George Constanza!

The brother knows a guy called Malcolm Bastard. Here’s his site.