Best names for people in the public eye

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I use Accuweather a fair bit, would find that its very good to find out what the weather is going to do a few days down the line etc etc…

But I have to giggle when I see this guys name. Can he be beaten in the best name for someone in the public eye category*

*TFK BNfSitPE award (name under review for patent) to be given to the winner.

http://www.accuweather.com/ukie/news-bio.asp?partner=accuweather&blog=bastardi

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Joe Bastardi - Long Range Weather expert.
I alway have a laugh at that too.

Dick Pound from the doping crowd is another good one.

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Wolf Blitzer, great name. CNN I think.

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Art Vandelay… via the medium of George Constanza!

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The brother knows a guy called Malcolm Bastard. Here’s his site. http://www.malcolmbastard.com/