… is by far the best character in Father Ted.
You address me by my proper title you little prick!
i always found graham nortons character gas in it…can’t remember what the characters name is…
“well tony you just made my emenies list”
Fr Noel Furlong!
Try to deny it and I will feed you to the dogs.
Crilly. Come here. I hate you. So all that means nothing to me.
Fintan Stack would be the man for me though. Almost every line in that episode is brilliant.
The home movie of him cavorting around the beach with his mistress and kid while wearing the full Bishop’s outfit is quality.
WELL OF COURSE I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT… well I don’t know… maybe… huh??
par mustard was my fave
Father Ted: I know what’s going on, Pat Mustard. There are some very hairy babies on Craggy Island, and I think you are the hairy baby-maker.
Pat Mustard: Oh, yeah? Well, I think that you would need proof if you were going to make that sort of an accusation. And I’m a very careful man, Father. A very careful man!
Father Ted: Except when it comes to taking precautions in the bedroom.
Pat Mustard: Ah, w-… you certainly wouldn’t be advising the use of artificial contraception now, Father, would you?
Father Ted: Yes, I… well… if you’re going to be… of course you will… JUST FECK OFF!
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Len Brennan is a cunt.
fr larry duff was gas espcially when they got stopped by the army checkpoint and the soilder oppened fire on the other priest
Tom is the best craic of all a pure animal…
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The “I shot JR” T-Shirt, and the “taking care” of the rabbits, classic
great one with tom is when a tv company come to visit ted on the island and ted tells yourman to ask tom for directions…he looks at tom and a crow lands beside him which he shoots and exclaims “Birds”…classic…
the one where he “withdraws” his money from the post office is the business…tis my money, i didnt want to fill out the forms…
“This one sucks it up, this one shoots it out, now have you got that Tom?”