Bluetooth. Why the horn?

Why do I keep hearing lads banging on about a certain piece of equipment being better as it has bleutooth.
Who the fook cares?
I use my phone to accept calls of gratitude from fans and thats it.
Is bluetooth the biggest con ever and the ‘Mulholland Drive’ of gadget speak?

Yours in wonderment,
GSH.

[quote=“Garda Sean Horgan”]Why do I keep hearing lads banging on about a certain piece of equipment being better as it has bleutooth.
Who the fook cares?
I use my phone to accept calls of gratitude from fans and thats it.
Is bluetooth the biggest con ever and the ‘Mulholland Drive’ of gadget speak?

Yours in wonderment,
GSH.[/quote]

Luddite!!

Do you have a mobile phone or are you referring to a black bakelite one in the Station.

What’s bluetooth?

[quote=“Shadow”]Luddite!!

Do you have a mobile phone or are you referring to a black bakelite one in the Station.[/quote]
I have a phone which happens to be small enough for me to carry around in my pocket. I disagree with the term ‘mobile’ as I have to carry it around and it’s can’t move by itself.

Could a stone be classified as a ‘mobile stone’ just becuase I can carry it?

Mobile and Bluetooth are two of my least favourite words. Gadget mania!

Yours etc,
GSH.

Isn’t it a sheep disease or somesuch?

Or perhaps what you get after sucking a blue gobstopper :rolleyes:

How exactly would you use bluetooth to pull in coppers?

The only thing I can think of is an extension of what my mates did messing in there a few years ago. We took some photos of one of our mates in one of his inebriated poses and sent it via bluetooth to anyone in the vicinity that had a phone name that suggested they were female. “Emma’s phone” and “Ciara fone” got sent photos of a random drunk guy in coppers.

We’d look around after we sent it to see if people were looking at their phones in a quizzical manner and showing the phones to their mates. That’s as far as we took it. There probably was scope for follow up once the picture was sent.

Pretty retarded when I think back but it’s amazing what you think is funny when you are :rolleyes:

[quote=“Garda Sean Horgan”]I have a phone which happens to be small enough for me to carry around in my pocket. I disagree with the term ‘mobile’ as I have to carry it around and it’s can’t move by itself.

[/quote]

:rolleyes:

Quality

Cell phone mejacksey.

gimp :rolleyes:

Fuck off you tard.