***Breaking Bandage News***

I’ve just been informed that the great man scored last night. More to follow as soon as we have it…

And he plays in goals too. Fair play.

It’s surely not the women you’re talking about?

…in the throes of getting a herbie hide last night at 2.16am…

was the phrase I heard

This is all very juvenile. As gaelic follower / cormac / fallon / an fear rua said on the thread about TFK on anfearrua.com last week, boasting about these conquests and publicising them is very pathetic, laddish and a sad nod to FHM culture. In my defence, we’ve been doing TFK in a couple of different guises for over 2 years now and I’ve only ever made 1 such personal boast. The truth is that if I had have gone on about all such conquests over this timeframe then it’s conceivable that I could have made 2 additional boasts. As for last night, if Farmer checks with his Aunty then she’d be able to confirm that I never put out on the first night.

Unlike you sister then…

Did you manage the Holy Trinity Bandage?

whats that one in the pink two in the stink?

Nah,every hole is a goal…in no particular order of entry.

(Cue outraged thread by the nuns on AFR)

This isnt AFR so no need to be talking about any nuns the fook.

How do you feel about your personal business always being so openly spoken about on here there Bandage?

Did you put in a good performance or was it a splash and dash job?

He said on another thread he was still pissed.

Maybe he can’t remember what the outcome was.

Christ
I feel sorry for those girls. How desperate and lonely they must they be?
Thats a worry thats going to fester now for the rest of the day.

[quote=“Mairegangaire”]
Thats a worry thats going to fester now for the rest of the day.[/quote]

It won’t be the only thing that festering after it

Come on rock for fook sake. It’s been 3 hours without an official update

What’s wrong with FHM culture? We’re male for fook’s sake.

…news reaching us from Reuters…

She didn’t put out

Again - she didn’t put out

Can we take from that then there was no Holy Trinity or splash and dash?