BREXIT thread

I love the way BBC Radio 4’s Today programme reports on all this Brexit stuff in such a soft focus, chummy way, as if all these Brexiteers aren’t living on some far off bizarro world planet of the mind

It’s all jolly good japes, while still reported on in the tone of that good old fashioned British gravitas of yesteryear, or at least they think so

Everything is pehfictly nauhmal, yes, there are a bunch of screaming lunatics with a combined mental age of three in government, but mum’s the wuhd, keep calm and carry on

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Pip, pip, pip

Thisss is the BeeBeeSee from London

Heah is the news

The Prime Minister will today present proposals to the European Union fauh how customs checks will work at the Irish bauhdeh after Brexit

There wil be three separate bauhdehs - one 10 miles from the bauhdeh in Nauthin Ahland, an invisible bauhdeh at the bauhdeh itself, and then anotheh bauhdeh 10 miles inside the Republic of Ahland

Despite the immediate rejection of these proposals by the Ahrish Government, the Prime Ministeh says he is confident that these proposals will be acceptable to both the EU and the Ahrish government

Protests against the Chinese government have continued in Hong Kong…

Johnson on BeeBeeSee R4

We’ve already moved a long way

Great progress has been made since August

Well, I wouldn’t be quite as dramatic as that, Nick

I don’t think people realise how big a move this is by the UK

I’m very hopeful we’ll get this done

I don’t think any purpose is served by coralling the UK against its will

The UK is a great power

I think what they want to see is a resolution

I’m a pro-European, I actually love Europe

All I’m saying is that i think it would be a mistake to keep the UK bound

Were we obliged to keep the UK in the EU we would need a bigger bus, I think it would be 400 million

Surrender Act, Surrender Act, Surrender Act

Get this done, get this done, get this done

Japes, jolly good japes, let’s play a game of Call My Bluff

And aftah that we can play a game of whiff whaff

“The only way we can unite our country is to get Brexit done

“Prime Minster, Boris Johnson, thank you very much indeed”

Eh yeah thanks for that

He’s on with Nick Ferrari next on LBC

“How many trips did she accompany you on?”

"Em, em, em

Em…that Sadiq Khan is useless, isn’t he? Where’s Crossrail, I mean WHERE’S CROSSRAIL?!"

Very soft focus interview in fairness.

The brexit broadcasting corporation as it is affectionately known is utterly spineless. Every time the party in power mentions the phrase “license fee” they behave like a Richard dimbleby interview with the royals. Cunts.

They “just want to get Brexit done”

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They just need to get on with it now.

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This wan :grinning:

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They should put her in charge of Brexit.
She’d get it done.

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Michael o Leary would get Brexit done .

That Bando’s Bird?

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She certainly saved the environment there. It’ll be all the better for production of an extra cup.

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Poor Boris can’t even have a coffee in peace.

Coffee is a remain product, he’s only allowed to drink tea

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Ah quite lovely. Crace is usually a good read, though I prefer the blondey one who isn’t Polly toynbee.