And a ginge to boot.
Ian drunken Smith as he’s known to his pals.
Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene
I’m begging of you please don’t take our land
Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene
Please don’t take it just because you can
Your bitterness is beyond compare
And power you do refuse to share
With a stony face and eyes that cannot see
Your frown is like a stinking bin
Your voice is like the cat dragged in
They call you Mrs. Misery, Arlene
Do you have nightmares in your sleep?
There’s nothing you can do to keep
Your Brexit dreams from dying, oh Arlene
Your ugliness is beyond compare
You look like John Parrott the snooker player
Your bigotry is poison, oh Arlene
And you should easily understand
That we can thrown you down the can
But you mean nothing to us, oh Arlene
Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene
You’re wrecking the peace we have on this island
Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene
In America you would be in the Klan
Oh, Arlene, what’s it gonna be?
A border in the Irish sea
Or your economy destroyed by you, Arlene
We have to have this talk with you
If you don’t want lots of border queues
You better make your mind up, oh Arlene
Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene
You’re crazy, you don’t even have a plan
Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene
We’ll separate you from the mainland
Death will come from a thousand cuts
In your statelet full of Bible nuts
If you don’t sort out the border, oh Arlene
Your politics is so corrupt
And you clearly want to self-destruct
And Brexit’s gonna turn to ash, Arlene
Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene
I’m begging of you please don’t take our land
Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene
Please don’t take it just because you can
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Cringe
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A belter
That’s class. 
What a return to form after a couple of “Be Here Now” type efforts lately.
BBC radio reporting this morning that a deal with EU is very close. Meanwhile morning Ireland say a deal is no where close.
They still have absolutely no idea about the border. There’s no deal anywhere near close.
Did you see the list of demands the hard right brexiteer nutjobs like Duncan-Smith and (yes, he’s still alive) Nigel Lawson set out for May to follow? Hilarious stuff.
Whatever happens, I do hope Nigel Farrage’s EU pension isn’t affected.
You’d never have seen Haughey arriving in this get up.
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coming straight from the George id say
fucking jokeshop
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I was just about to say it…pair of chap pants underneath the vest and coming down off the poppers
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Christ, wait until @Tassotti’s work colleagues on the mainland see that one.
He won’t be able to face them.
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Leo reads the Independent? That in itself should be reason enough for him to stand down
this fella has lost the run of himself, he should be arrested for bringing the office of the prime minister into disrepute
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Imagine the mental clarity he brings from S and C versus Cowen Lorrying fried food and Guinness into him.
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We’ll be backing down on the border point. It may not be painted inthat way, but that is what is going to happen. We are not going to exercise a veto because we have no counter proposal.
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There’s going to be an undefined technical solution to the border issue