British Politics

https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1809036847189770663

The people of North Down seemingly more interested in dog shite than Tim Collins’ Rolls Royce.
What a complete cunt.

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Starmer pulled 36,641 votes in Holborn and St.Pancras in 2019. He got only 18,884 votes this time.

The most limp landslide in history.

Grant Shapps has lost his seat.

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Iain Duncan Smith wins Chingford and Woodford Green. Faiza Shaheen and the scab Labour candidate perfectly split the vote at 12k with Duncan-Smith getting 17k.

Duncan-Smith was given a less than 1% chance of taking that seat by the exit poll, which has not covered itself in glory on a micro level so far.

Independent candidate Jeremy Corbyn wins Islington North!

24,120 votes, a 7200 odd majority.

Peter Mandelson is seething in studio.

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Big shit eating fascist grin on Falange as he wins Clacton.

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Penny Morbid seemingly gone.

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Labour shadow cabinet member Jon Ashworth has LOST his Leicester South seat to independent Shockat Adam.

An absolute Shockat.

The Tories have also GAINED Leicester East off Labour on a vote seemingly divided along ethnic lines between Indians and Pakistanis and with the Labour vote split.

The people of Grimsby have spoken.

Revised BBC forecast:
Labour 405
Tory 154
Lib Dem 56
SNP 6
Reform 4
Plaid Cymru 4
Green 2

That’s like an Eamon Dunphy quote!

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TV highlight of the night so far on a night which has been very short on them.

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Sorcha Eastwood wins Jeffrey Donaldson’s old set in Lagan Valley.

Gavin Robinson could be gone in East Belfast too. Naomi Long could be back in.

We want cameras!

https://twitter.com/brianmoore666/status/1809054923918643416

BBC giving a platform here for Suella Braverman to launch her bid for the Tory leadership.

Clickety clickety click.

She’ll win it too, and do a deal with Falange.

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1809057360196849741

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GONE:
Penny Mordaunt
Johnny Mercer
Andrea Jenkyns
Therese Coffey

Wes Streeting retained Ilford North by just 528 votes against independent Leane Mohamed.

https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1809065897136361940

Jim Allister has beaten Ian Paisley Junior in North Antrim.

Looks like Pat Cullen has retained Fermanagh South Tyrone for Sinn Fein.

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