Called for jury duty

You get a free lunch every day and possibly meet the love of your life, the sexual tension being huddled in a room with 11 stragers together is something epic

A judge will usually take a 10-2 majority verdict after a day of deliberating. Thatā€™s the best you could hope for there.

A jury with @Locke on it would be a Gordon Durie.

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Give love a chance mate.

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A good panel of common sense conservatives there, Iā€™d be hopeful of a logical verdict being found. Not much opposition, @glasagusban would be whimpering in the corner, frightened by the sound of men arguing, @Cheasty would put up a battle though. Iā€™d have to give a few sly digs about his recent ousting from the thurles sarsfields committee to soften his cough.

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Myself and The Killer Hanley were on a jury once.

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LOI Match Fixing :joy:

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I was on a jury for an inquest. A young girl had been killed in a car crash when her equally young boyfriend brought her out for a spin in his new motor and crashed into a parked car.

I will never, ever forget her fatherā€™s evidence about the guard coming to the door and going to identify the body.
I knew him to see, I remembered him years before playing handball in the ball-alley near my school and Iā€™d thought him a massive, rock of a man.
He was broken that day in the witness box.

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Absolutely horrific, I donā€™t think there could be many things tougher. There was a crash around 25 years ago in Clarina two local lads of 18 were killed instantly hit a wall at over 80mph one of them was decapitated by a traffic sign, his father had to identify him. Itā€™s something that must haunt him and the other misfortunes like him until their dying day.

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Of all the reasons to miss a big game. Marcello will miss the second leg of CL SF after being called up for polling duty in upcoming elections.

If I miss a bet on the Turkish Basketball due to being on Jury duty Iā€™ll be seething.

Cc @Spidey

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I somehow think Real Madrids major benefactors the Madrid government will be able to get this sorted for him

Youā€™d have to declare a conflict of interest there mate.
Does anyone know the accused?
Only to send bribes to

It says Circuit Court on it. What sort of cases would that be?

The McCarthys fighting with themselves inside in the Island. I was supposed to go in on the 10th, completely forgot bout it, havent heard anything since.

Iā€™m doing nothing***** on paternity leave bro. Put me on your out of office.

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Congratulations

Whats a good excuse to get out of it? Would a partner of a family member being a guard be enough?

I was called about 5 weeks ago. Sent the letter back saying I donā€™t reside in said residence.

No more about it.

Decent shout. I was thinking of ā€œdisplayingā€ symptoms of covid the day before, booking a test day of and coming back not detected and drive on