Calling Ebeneezer Goode

First things first, apologies for not taking your calls at 3.22 and 3.26 this morning.

Secondly, I’m getting it in the ear from Mrs DB as it took her quite a while to get back to sleep after aforementioned calls.

Thirdly, happy new year to you and yours mate.

Last but not least, did @The Selfish Giant[/USER] and/or [USER=230]@croppy get similar calls ?

yes, i also got these calls

Can anyone send me Kev’s phone number? Im all over the place and need advice. I might write an open letter.

Im insecure.

I need to roof the thatch but these slates are a cunt.

I want to get fit. Derval O’Rourke trainer has offered to sort me out but Im not avin that i want a two bit chippy with dustbin distant learning degrees to sort me!!!

Being serious. I need to get up.

My printer just broke and I need to print 16,479 words to proof read before Friday.

I’ve 7 grams of personal since Dec 24 but have been too wrecked to partake…I dabbled last night.

Mrs Goode was promised a day out today. She is off at the hairdresser. Im guessing she cant wait til we go for dinner and i order her meal! at present can’t move my head.

Im insecure.

I was going to have a danger…but the mother in law is downstairs and I need to get the printer…next time.

What was Biffo doing in a bedroom when a Priest was getting battered over the head?

So many things going through my head.

Help

:eek:

Cunt

btw EG, that was an odd photo you sent in the middle of the night

[QUOTE=“The Selfish Giant, post: 1064319, member: 80”]btw EG, that was an odd photo you sent in the middle of the night
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Was this the one you got ?

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yep,thats it

:smiley:

Penny’s white jocks and an adidas tracksuit … Dear jebus, you really do need Kev.

Just up, wife half talking to me. I still haven’t got a printer.

I’d say you ate some breakfast after seein that gooser, eh DB, munch munch munch…

:clap:

[QUOTE=“Ebeneezer Goode, post: 1064307, member: 1785”]Can anyone send me Kev’s phone number? Im all over the place and need advice. I might write an open letter.

Im insecure.

I need to roof the thatch but these slates are a cunt.

I want to get fit. Derval O’Rourke trainer has offered to sort me out but Im not avin that i want a two bit chippy with dustbin distant learning degrees to sort me!!!

Being serious. I need to get up.

My printer just broke and I need to print 16,479 words to proof read before Friday.

I’ve 7 grams of personal since Dec 24 but have been too wrecked to partake…I dabbled last night.

Mrs Goode was promised a day out today. She is off at the hairdresser. Im guessing she cant wait til we go for dinner and i order her meal! at present can’t move my head.

Im insecure.

I was going to have a danger…but the mother in law is downstairs and I need to get the printer…next time.

What was Biffo doing in a bedroom when a Priest was getting battered over the head?

So many things going through my head.

Help[/QUOTE]
You have issues fella.

I’m pretty sure my degrees rate on the same hetac level as yours.
However I think my issues would certainly trail significantly behind your alright.

Kev, where did you study? Was it a proper university or one of those rtc jobs

I have studied in a few institutions. FE, Tech, University, distance and others.
Not all education is in a building or out of a book though, some people clearly miss that part.

[QUOTE=“caoimhaoin, post: 1064616, member: 273”]I have studied in a few institutions. FE, Tech, University, distance and others.
Not all education is in a building or out of a book though, some people clearly miss that part.[/QUOTE]