Calling Labane

Sigh

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@Rocko, please suspend this user’s posting / poster’s user privileges.

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I probably deserve it. Sorry pal. Zero offence meant

A new low

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They wrote ditties named after Shannonside
The aim was to boost false pride
These young men are in their prime
Christ they could do better with time
Bottom line is they all need a ride

Cringe

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Fake Limericks… fucksake.

It was meant to be awful and cringy you spectacular dullard .

Nogra lads crave validation
Yet their posts have no information
Little do they know
They’re all fucking slow
And their train has long left the station

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Whether flat racing or national hunt,
Young Mac was fond of a punt.
With a nose for a winner,
He was far from beginner,
But he was a bit of a cunt.

I’ve touched that up for you, mate.

Songwriter’s eye.

Falls away at the end

There is a young lad from the Faythe
Whose poems are terribly shite
But he bitches and moans
At his pal Treaty Stones
To like his poem out of spite

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Christ this is embarrassing.
Boards have threads for this type of thing.

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If you want one of us to write a poem about you, all you’ve got to do is ask.

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“The rising of the goon”

There used to be brave men in Wexford,
Their blood on the battlefield poured,
Now instead of brandishing pikes,
They are fishing for likes,
And easily put to the sword

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This thread :joy:

I googled labane as someone mentioned the username and this came up.

The first post and @Julio_Geordio Limericks. :joy:

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I just gave brimmer a like for the OP.

@Brimmer_Bradley is greatly missed around here

He was a shining star.