Calling Mac

@Mac. I’m in Semple stadium. I’ve organised a retirement function for a colleague I absolutely detest so I only half did it, it starts at 8:30 this evening.
He requested that the caterers provide 7 gluten free portions of food. ( the food is cocktail sausages, chicken gougons and a selection of sandwiches) I forgot to pass this request on.
I’ll be first to the hotel to organise bunting etc. If I just put a few sandwiches and bits aside and put a gluten free sign in front of them what are the likely consequences?
Could people get very ill? I’m not leaving the match to organise anything else.

Fuck you @Mac. If there was an auld smart comment to be passed you’d be in like a shot. I could be responsible for multiple deaths here. The function could end up like one of those Paki weddings where they all die from homemade alcohol.

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Cat got your tongue Mac?

He’s some bastard after that now.

@Mac is always drunk by this time on a Saturday. You’re on your own here I’m afraid.

Intense shitting. Soiling themselves uncontrollably.

@Brimmer_Bradley, what factory were the pigs and chickens mangled in?

That was a really helpful contribution. Up Wexford. Do the entire country a favour today and bust up that big soft cunt Canning today.