Calling the selfish giant

I have some American work visitors who are looking to play a game of tennis next week if possible.

Is Malahide Tennis club open to the public?

It’s only open to arseholes as far as I know. So your american visitors will probably be allowed in alright.

nope, the castle has decent new courts though

check your pms

As a member he could sort you out, but he won’t because he’s a cunt. He’ll always look down on you, Puke.

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A swan glides gracefully above the water but there’s actually a lot going on beneath the surface that you can’t see.

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The swan taking a dump?

Would you cop the fuck on.

You fucking gimp :joy:

Thanks for the PM, got a court for tomorrow evening

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