Caption Competition #4

Macron is saying - ‘yeah right’.

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Nice to win this competition, even if the standard was atrocious.

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“Whose thumb is up my hole?”

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Kraftwerk reunion fails to impress.

Tommy DeVito : What do you mean I’m funny?
Henry Hill : It’s funny, you know. It’s a good story, it’s funny, you’re a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito : What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill : It’s just, you know. You’re just funny, it’s… funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito : [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What’s funny about it?
Anthony Stabile : Tommy no, you got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito : Oh, oh, Anthony. He’s a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill : Jus…
Tommy DeVito : What?

Another field? Are you blind? Those hands, do you see those hands? Those rocks! It was a dead thing! Don’t you understand?

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Big flappy hands, like a goalkeeper.

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" You backed Limerick! You daft bastard "

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Well I’ve heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don’t really care for music, do you?
Well it goes like this:
The fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah

Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

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“I crumpled up the Irish tricolour and threw it in the bin. We’re using the Ulster Banner from now on.
The best solution to Brexit is Northern Ireland take us onboard rather than we take them.”

The man with the 2 pints told me to fuck off……

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"Twas terrible. Holohan grabbed me around the neck, like this, and said “I’ll show you who the real Taoiseach is, you Monty Burns-looking cunt”

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Leo?

Merkel has balls this big

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I’ve a grand pair of Farah slacks in the car that you can throw on instead of them rags you’re wearing.

A jamie barron special