Caption Competition #4

Theresa May makes the mistake of thinking more blue seats would be vacated than was actually the case. Which is the exact opposite of the mistake she made when she called the election.

Look Emmanuel I promised them this as part of the program for government. Just do the D and I’ll find someone else to do the P

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I’m calling it the May-cican wave. What do you think? Will it catch on?

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Hands up if you’re not strong and stable.

Everybody in the DUP put your motherfucking hands up and follow me

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Brexican wave

Britain’s new wave power strategy unveiled by Prime Minister

Macron exeriences exactly the same thing Corbyn did - it’s a lot easier to get a Tory out of their seat than you think

Brexit talks are ondelay!

DUP pull out of government talks after May makes public concessions to Mexicans

Somebody should have told Theresa - no Mexican wave is better than a bad Mexican wave

May attempts to distance herself from DUP by proving she has only five fingers on each hand

Toad surrounded by frogs

Theresa May’s impression of a French soldier circa 1940 is, coincidentally, the exact same as her impression of a British Prime Minister negotiating Brexit in 2017

British football hooliganism rears its ugly head again

French President Leaves Wife for Younger Woman

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You know what they say, Emmanuel - when in Paris, do what the Mexicans do

Graduate of Oxford poor house finally makes it to Emmanuel College

May oui? May non

Truth be told, this hasn’t been a stellar caption competition so far.

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No seriously, I’m telling you, all they wanted to support my government was the right to march down some fucking road in Northern Ireland. So I was like alright guys you’ve got me, you win I surrender.

I’d love to run through that field, it’d be so naughty

“Would everyone who has a good caption for this photo put their hands up?”

https://youtu.be/mobR7XNcIH0

Theresa Bay, as she’s otherwise known, living up to here name here.

May agrees to arms deal with DUP

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

“AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER…”

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We’re not worthy