That has been considered.
As had simply stopping to feed them but I wouldn’t trust my Mam to do that.
They won’t fuck off, you will have to trap and give them away or kill them. All inbred bastards too no doubt
No cat was ever allowed near the farm at home,its well known their shite is lethal around lambing and calving season. Some farmers make a case for having a ‘good’ cat in a shed where there is a rat issue but personally cats have no place inside the farm gate.
He has a dog. Not easy poison cats with a dog nearby
Just nally the lot of em (shotgun only, using the stick might be considered cruel)
Give them to Mark Renton
[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 1089855, member: 24”]We have approximately 10 cats which hang around our farm house at home. We didn’t get the first female cat sterilised and as a result we are where we are. That cat was initially petish but now is like the rest of them - wild as fuck. We’ve made several attempts to catch them but to no avail. My mam of course takes pity on them and feeds then resulting in a huge bill on cat food and the likes.
Any suggestions on how to reduce the cat number in the most humanely way possible?[/QUOTE]
Piss in their Milk yet?
The shotgun is the only effective solution.
I cleared an infestation of them years ago at home. The cute whores copped after the first lad got topped what exactly was going on and legged it.
It became an ongoing war of attrition, they’d nearly taunt me so see how fast I could draw the double barrel before they could scurry out of the dairy.
I eventually won though, despite leaving a nice big hole in one of the meal storage bins one of the days.
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[QUOTE=“Brimmer Bradley, post: 1089917, member: 2839”]The shotgun is the only effective solution.
I cleared an infestation of them years ago at home. The cute whores copped after the first lad got topped what exactly was going on and legged it.
It became an ongoing war of attrition, they’d nearly taunt me so see how fast I could draw the double barrel before they could scurry out of the dairy.
I eventually won though, despite leaving a nice big hole in one of the meal storage bins one of the days.[/QUOTE]
You gimp.
Before I’m dragged down to your level of infantile name calling, what method of culling would you recommend bandage?
A bit of antifreeze in a dish. They fuckin love it. Just don’t let any of the other animals near it. I know it makes me sound like a sick fuck but when wild cats have taken over your back garden you will resort to certain means.
Happy international cat day to my fellow TFK cat lovers.
The next door neighbour moved in early this year and has three cats. Big smart fuckers too. They used sleep and shit wherever they fancied in our garden. The juniors took a shine to them and have named them Ream (big white), Mitro (big black) & Sess (smaller yoke) for Fulham players.
We have had some success in clearing them from the garden with a variety of water, tennis balls & chasing them.
However things came to a head last evening when I was clearing dinner scraps out to the brown bin. As I approached I heard a rustling inside and thought “Rat”. I knocked on the side of the bin and got the fright of my life when the lid shot up and Mitro passed by me at high speed up and out over the wall back to his own house. When I recovered my senses I cleared the scraps and put a couple of bricks on top of the bin. However I reckon the big fucker is well clever enough to move the bricks. My question is… should I wait until he is next in the bin to put the bricks on top and give him a proper fright?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYdUZdan5i8
Careful mate. It didn’t end too well for this one
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madame got a kitten for her birthday. He went missing on Halloween night and hasn’t been seen since. I’m hoping a car got him and not some of the skobes
Lesson one - keep him in when loud noises are abundant — like the fire works. Poor thing probably ran off frightened and is disorientated - Cats are resourceful enough and he’s probably turned up at some house in the wider neighbourhood — get plenty of signs up. Put his litter tray out and he might get a whiff of it to guide him home
I had him inside, just legged it out the door when I answered it.
I’d left his litter tray outside and his bowl, nada, so I’m presuming hes brown bread
He obviously had enough of you.
You’d be surprised. Been plenty of water about for him and a few feeds of whatever will keep him going. Keep looking