Cats

fuxsake balbec, id expect (marginally) better from you

Whilst I wouldn’t be a fan of cats they do keep the mice and rat issue under control so might Jo harm to have a few of them around the place.

Get a 4 inch block and he manages to move that then I’d be moving out.

This ain’t no ordinary cat

Have you tried your neighbours wheelie bin?

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no point, the day after Halloween was bin day

They are dab hands at leaving half a mouse or half a rat right by the bins as that is their route over the wall to home. I have put the remains of fours of those in the brown bin so far this year.

We’ve gotten a new kitten and she’s already a killing machine.
Currently throwing a mouse around the patio. That’s two in two days.

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They are absolutely lethal, if you have any bird feeders get rid because you would only be creating a buffet!

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I’ve been water boarded into getting a cat :flushed:

Next doors won’t like that.

That cunt of a thing keeps jumping on the bed at about three in the morning. Too hot to leave the windows closed.

Will you go for an expensive pussy?

No. Chape. £100.

£100 for a fucking kitten - have you lost your friggin’ marbles. Cats are sneaky, treacherous yokes, no loyalty to them.

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Sterling and all. About 115 of your Irish euros.

That’s the cheapest you can get. I’ve applied for a rescue kitten, but heard nowt.

I’m upstairs here trying to get a bit of work done. The little wan has a high temperature and a cold (we all have the latter) so I’m trying to get most of tomorrow’s work done today in case she’s staying home. Anyway, I hear this “oh fuck” from the Mrs downstairs. Turns out the auld assassin brought a bird in that he killed and left a trail of blood (and said bird) in the hallway. The little bollix.

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It seems I have been drowning 1000s of euros in buckets over the years.

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Scrawny wee shits

Scraggy!

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