fuxsake balbec, id expect (marginally) better from you
Whilst I wouldn’t be a fan of cats they do keep the mice and rat issue under control so might Jo harm to have a few of them around the place.
Get a 4 inch block and he manages to move that then I’d be moving out.
Have you tried your neighbours wheelie bin?
Have you tried your neighbours wheelie bin?
no point, the day after Halloween was bin day
They are dab hands at leaving half a mouse or half a rat right by the bins as that is their route over the wall to home. I have put the remains of fours of those in the brown bin so far this year.
We’ve gotten a new kitten and she’s already a killing machine.
Currently throwing a mouse around the patio. That’s two in two days.
They are absolutely lethal, if you have any bird feeders get rid because you would only be creating a buffet!
I’ve been water boarded into getting a cat
Next doors won’t like that.
That cunt of a thing keeps jumping on the bed at about three in the morning. Too hot to leave the windows closed.
Will you go for an expensive pussy?
No. Chape. £100.
£100 for a fucking kitten - have you lost your friggin’ marbles. Cats are sneaky, treacherous yokes, no loyalty to them.
£100 for a fucking kitten - have you lost your friggin’ marbles. Cats are sneaky, treacherous yokes, no loyalty to them.
Sterling and all. About 115 of your Irish euros.
That’s the cheapest you can get. I’ve applied for a rescue kitten, but heard nowt.
I’m upstairs here trying to get a bit of work done. The little wan has a high temperature and a cold (we all have the latter) so I’m trying to get most of tomorrow’s work done today in case she’s staying home. Anyway, I hear this “oh fuck” from the Mrs downstairs. Turns out the auld assassin brought a bird in that he killed and left a trail of blood (and said bird) in the hallway. The little bollix.
It seems I have been drowning 1000s of euros in buckets over the years.
Scrawny wee shits
Scraggy!