The first ever celeb spot on tfk has passed away.
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Who: Keith Fahey
Famous for: Being a former Irish International Footballer and having 125 appearances to his name in the English Premier League and English Championship for Birmingham City Football Club
When: last Saturday afternoon
Where: Avoca, Rathcoole
Wearing: navy hooded jacket, dark skinny jeans, new balance runners
Other observations: Keith was queuing to pay for what looked like a parma ham and swiss chesse roll (on Avoca’s lovely multi seed bread). I am not sure he is even 10 stone in weight himself. The skinny jeans were hanging off him and loose, as was the jacket. Hence he clearly wasn’t pulling off the hipster look he was going for with the new balances. The outcome was like a strange mix between a Dublin junkie and an American tourist.
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Never heard of him. Who is he? If he gets in and the speakmans don’t I’ll be livid.
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He is an international footballer
Saw him being interviewed by an ex-teammate of his on Setanta over Xmas. Sounds like a right little scrote so maybe the first description is apt.
You are a cunt
Spot.
Also. Phil, you might have mentioned what exactly he is famous for. Other than that I’m happy with your presentation and the format in which your spot was retorted to us.
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Updated accordingly for those not in the know
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He played gor SRFC.thats why he is a celeb
RIP SRFC
Fuck that. Never heard of him. Does playing English franchise garrison game to a mediocre level make one a celebrity now on an Irish sporting forum?
Bunch of forelock tuggers.
Informative rating all the same.
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Great Spot 
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Your pal is such a nice man too.
He mentioned you by name in passing.
How come you behave like such a loser?
Are you bitter about those who’ve done OK abroad because you were too spineless to cut the apron strings yourself?
Genuine question.
A fingalian should never leave fingal
He’s an Irish international.
International football is the pinnacle.
Ergo, he’s an elite level spot.
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Point me to where I said that.
^^^^^^
Exactly. Now can you spot the difference?