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Game: Have I Heard Of Any Of The Following People Who Have Signed For Premier League Teams This Summer?

Arsenal transfers

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Kepa Arrizabalaga - Chelsea, £5m - YES

Martin Zubimendi - Real Sociedad, £51m - YES

Christian Norgaard - Brentford, £15m - VAGUELY

Noni Madueke - Chelsea, £52m - NO

Cristhian Mosquera - Valencia, £13m - NO

Viktor Gyokeres - Sporting, £63.5m NO

Aston Villa transfers

In

Yasin Ozcan - Kasimpasa, undisclosed NO

Zepiqueno Redmond - Feyenoord, free NO

Marco Bizot - Brest, undisclosed NO

Modou Keba Cisse - LASK, undisclosed NO

Bournemouth transfers

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Djordje Petrovic - Chelsea, £25m NO

Eli Junior Kroupi - Lorient NO

Adrien Truffert - Rennes, £14.4m NO

Brentford transfers

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Michael Kayode - Fiorentina, £14m NO

Romelle Donovan - Birmingham, undisclosed NO

Caoimhin Kelleher - Liverpool, £18m YES

Antoni Milambo - Feyenoord, £18.8m NO

Jordan Henderson - Ajax, free YES

Brighton transfers

In

Maxim De Cuyper - Club Brugge, £17.3m NO

Olivier Boscagli - PSV Eindhoven, free NO

Diego Coppola - Hellas Verona, £9m NO

Tom Watson - Sunderland, £10m NO UNLESS IT’S THE GOLFER

Yoon Doyoung - Daejeon Hana Citizen, undisclosed NO

Charalampos Kostoulas - Olympiacos, £31.4m NO

Nils Ramming - Eintracht Frankfurt, £725k NO

Burnley transfers

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Kyle Walker - Manchester City, £5m YES

Loum Tchaouna - Lazio, £12m. NO

Axel Tuanzebe - Ipswich, free YES

Quilindschy Hartman - Feyenoord, undisclosed NO

Bashir Humphrey - Chelsea, £10m NO

Jaidon Anthony - Bournemouth, £8m NO

Marcus Edwards - Sporting CP, £8.5m POSSIBLY BUT HAVE FORGOTTEN IF I DID SO: NO

Zian Flemming - Millwall, £7m NO

Max Weiss - Karlsruher, £4.2m NO

Jacob Bruun Larsen - Stuttgart, undisclosed NO

Chelsea transfers

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Jamie Gittens - Dortmund, £51.5m NO

Joao Pedro - Brighton, £60m NO

Liam Delap - Ipswich, £30m YES

Jorrel Hato - Ajax, £38.5m NO

Estevao Willian - Palmeiras, £29m NO

Dario Essugo - Sporting, £18.5m NO

Mamadou Sarr - RC Strasbourg, £12m NO

Kendry Paez - Independiente del Valle, £17.3m NO

Crystal Palace transfers

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Walter Benitez - PSV Eindhoven, free NO

Borna Sosa - Ajax, £3m NO

Everton transfers

In

Charly Alcaraz - Flamengo, £12m NO

Thierno Barry - Villarreal, £27m NO

Mark Travers - Bournemouth, £4m YES

Adam Aznou - Bayern Munich, £10m NO

Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall - Everton, £29m YES

Fulham transfers

In

Benjamin Lecomte - Montpellier, undisclosed NO

Leeds transfers

In

Anton Stach - Hoffenheim, £17.4m NO

Sebastiaan Bornauw - Wolfsburg, £5.1m NO

Lukas Nmecha - Wolfsburg, free NO

Jaka Bijol - Udinese, £15m NO

Gabriel Gudmundsson - Lille, £10m NO

Sean Longstaff - Newcastle, £12m YES

Lucas Perri - Lyon, £15.6m NO, is he anything to the crisp maunfacturer?

Liverpool transfers

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Milos Kerkez - Bournemouth, £40m NO

Florian Wirtz - Bayer Leverkusen, £116m YES

Jeremie Frimpong - Bayer Leverkusen, £29.5m YES

Giorgi Mamardashvili - Valencia, £29m I HAVE NOW BUT NOT BEFORE HE SIGNED 10 MONTHS AGO

Hugo Ekitike - Eintracht Frankfurt, £79m I FIRST HEARD OF HIM THREE WEEKS AGO

Armin Pecsi - Puskas Akademia, £1.5m NO

Freddie Woodman - Preston, free NO

Abu Dhabi 115ers transfers

In

Tijjani Reijnders - AC Milan, £46.3m NO

Rayan Ait Nouri - Wolves, £36m NO

Marcus Bettinelli - Chelsea, undisclosed NO

Rayan Cherki - Lyon, £34m NO

Sverre Nypan - Rosenborg, £12.5m NO

James Trafford - Man City, £31m NO

Manchester United transfers

In

Bryan Mbeumo - Brentford, £71m NO

Matheus Cunha - Wolves, £62.5m YES, I THINK

Diego Leon - Cerro Porteno, £7m NO

Saudi head choppers transfers

In

Anthony Elanga - Nottingham Forest, £55m YES

Antonio Cordero - Malaga, free NO

Aaron Ramsdale - Southampton, loan YES

Nottingham Forest transfers

In

Dan Ndoye - Bologna, £34m NO

Igor Jesus - Botafogo, £10m NO

Cherif Yaya - Rio Ave, undisclosed NO

Jair Cunha - Botafogo, undisclosed NO

Angus Gunn - Norwich, free YES

Sunderland transfers

In

Granit Xhaka - Bayer Leverkusen, £17.3m YES

Simon Adingra - Brighton, £20.5m NO

Habib Diarra - Strasbourg, £30m NO

Enzo Le Fee - Roma, £20m NO

Noah Sadiki - Union Saint-Gilloise, £17.5m NO

Reinildo Mandava - Atletico Madrid, free NO

Chemsdine Talbi - Club Brugge, £19m NO

Robin Roefs - NEC Nijmegen, £11.5m NO

Tottenham transfers

In

Kevin Danso - RC Lens, £20.9m NO

Luka Vuskovic - Hajduk Split, £9.5m NO

Mathys Tel - Bayern Munich, £29.9m NO

Kota Takai - Kawasaki Frontale, £5m NO

Mohammed Kudus - West Ham, £55m YES

Joao Palhinha - Bayern Munich, loan NO

In

Jean-Clair Todibo - Nice, £35m NO

El Hadji Malick Diouf - Slavia Prague, £19m NO

Daniel Cummings - Celtic, free NO

Kyle Walker-Peters - Southampton, free YES

Callum Wilson - Newcastle, free YES

Wolves transfers

In

Fer Lopez - Celta, £21.3m NO

Jorgen Strand Larsen - Celta Vigo, undisclosed NO

Jhon Arias - Fluminense, £15m NO

David Moller Wolfe - AZ Alkmaar, £10m NO

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Some lad called Johnny Smacks discussed on another thread.

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Michael Franti

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Is he in bother?

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They played Slane years ago with oasis on the REM undercard… they were d3cent. And great fun.

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Had a worldwide hit with ‘The Sound of Sunshine’ in 2011. I just remember it well because the Italian version with Jovanotti was everywhere in Italy when I went there that summer.

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CMAT

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I had to look ‘that’ up myself.
You’d have to be in the full of your health.

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Charlie Kirk

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This one seems to have been a big one. Big profile. Lots of people very opinionated on him etc. And i havent a rashers who he is. I suppose it’s a small mark of the ageing process…

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I had seen a couple of videos of him debating students but had no idea of his name or background.
Seems like he had some controversial views.
But the glee a few so called be kind warriors on here are taking in his death is disturbing.
But as ive highlighted on here many times, these lads are narcissists. They celebrate the death of anyone that holds a contrary view … classic sign of narcissism and hate.

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Hmmmm. Im not sure thats true. This fella seems to have been an absolute fomentor of hate. A kind of Margaret thatcher lightening rod for the tiktok generation. In fairness to the fella, he seems to have been at it from his mid teens and was a grafter as opposed to a johnny come lately who smells the cash and does a russell brand.

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If you hate the people who foment hate the hatemongers call you hateful.

If Adolf Hitler had lived and been shot now, the New York Times probably would have run an editorial with the headline “Today we are all Nazis”.

Instructive which posters mourn a genocidal paedo-Nazi mouthpiece.

They won’t mourn those who will die in the paedo-Nazi backlash against ordinary people.

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Yes, but did he he have a good pandemic? That’s the only barometer that really matters.

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I don’t agree with any type of violence and feel for his wife and kids. But I find it ironic that he was so pro gun and ended up being a victim of it. I think of the likes of the 6 and 7 year old kids killed in Sandyhook which Kirk effectively said was collateral damage for the right to bear arms.

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I know nothing about him tbh. He’s hardly unique in America with his views? I’d say 200m of them would be pro guns, anti abortion etc. etc.

Are people wanting them all murdered? And celebrate like it’s a football match when they are?

I just find it odd that it’s the bleeding heart brigade on here actually taking delight in a man been blown to bits.

But shur, lookit :man_shrugging:

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@Kyle eulogised assassination attempts when it suited him.

He’s now a full Thatcherite so has changed his tune.

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Jayzus. Have a great day with the search function Sid.

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It’s not that at all mate, I would say 99% of contributors on here never heard of him (myself included) until yesterday. But the commentary from the usual suspects and the time spent thinking about it is baffling. Fuck me, go out for a fucking walk or a run and breath in the fresh autumn air and the relative safety that we have here in Ireland.

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