Celebrity Deaths 2008

On the one hand I think there should be a minute’s silence for Beadle before all the English league games next weekend but on the other hand I think half a minute’s applause would be more appropriate:

http://www.mobgenworld.com/viral/attachments/jeremybeadleplaystation.jpg

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/content/images/2006/02/3807.jpg

Love those pictures. What kind of sick fooks have done these so fast. What is it, about 5-6 hours since the news broke?

http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/Beadles+about/video/x2og3b_watch-out-beadles-about-part-1_shortfilms

Those pictures were pre-existing ones - funny nonetheless.

Yeah they were alright. I cant see them in work “Tasteless & Offensive” apparently

I dont like the crackdown Flano. The man feeding the baby dosent fall under that same category.

I know yeah. I admire peoples handywork on photoshop.

One of the birds in work was just going on about Britney being rushed into hospital again. I’m allowing myself to get my hopes up here.

The Lopez celebrity birth has got me thinking about the more important matter of celeb deaths. Having had a quick scan of the various lists, I think the competition is proceeding along nicely but there’s no clear favourite as yet now that Britney has calmed down for the time being.

I don’t think I’ve picked. Am I still allowed enter?

Yep, as long as you follow the rules as set down, noting in particular the pre-existing illness one.

No repeats either please.

don givens
ian brady
tom cruise
will smith
terry wogan

Robbie Coltrane
Haley Joel Osment
Jordan’s son
Neelo off TG4
Eamon Dunphy

Debate point: I don’t think Jordan’s son can be considered a celebrity. Let’s throw it open to the forum before we allow that one.

Who’s the second person on the list?

The little shit outta Sixth Sense. Annoying little bastard.

Surely some of the newbies today will want to enter the celebrity death sweepstakes. No repeat entries and do please read the rules, in particular the pre-existing illness disqualification one.

  1. Pete Doherty
  2. Giovanni Trappatoni
  3. OJ Simpson
  4. Stephen Hawking
  5. David Attenborough

Keiron Fallon
Peter o’Toole
Roy Keanes dog
BB Baskin
Jack Nicholson

As a result of drug abuse?

dickie rock
frank murphy
osama bin ladin
garrett fitzgerald
madeline mccann (if thats not allowed i will go for mickey rooney)