There’s no real reason why, but I cracked up laughing when I saw Jennifer Capriati in the list there.
Henry Kissinger
Pat Dolan
Alex Ferguson
John Daly
Michael Heseltine
Isn’t henry kissenger already deceased?..Or am i mistaken?
Nah Kissenger is still goin. Great shout.
[quote=“Bandage”]Good to get this going again alright. And just to emphasise Shan’s point, pre-existing illnesses are not allowed. We had sly cunts trying to pick Ronnie Drew last year.
I’ll go for:
- Jack Charlton.
- Britney Spears (relapse).
- Bruce Forsyth.
- Dame Judi Dench.
- Michael Jackson.[/quote]
Jacko not allowed: http://www.inentertainment.co.uk/20081223/michael-jackson-dying-lung-transplant-rumor/
Sly cunt.
Fair enough Clarky, I’ll replace Jackson when I think of a suitable candidate to fill his shoes.
As an aside, I’ve managed to get hold of the coroner’s report in relation to Jett Travolta’s death. Apparently, and I quote, ‘he had chills that were multiplying and he ended up losing control’.
Sad stuff.
Steve Jobs
FAO MAC
Gaunt-looking Ryanair boss insists: I am not ill
Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary yesterday denied he was ill after noticeably losing weight in recent months.
Mr O’Leary declared he has never been better and played down concerns about his health.
The airline chief executive said his leaner look is a sign of the times, with everyone having to work harder during the Republics recession.
He was commenting in the wake of newspaper photographs drawing attention to his weight loss.
I’ve lost a bit of weight, and if you look at the two pictures in the paper there’s one from September where I was about a stone overweight.
I was getting fat, dumb and happy during the good times. Now there’s a leaner, more caring me for the recessionary times.
We are all going to have to lose a bit of weight and work that bit harder, he told Newstalk’s The Breakfast Show.
Mr O’Leary also revealed he has taken a pay cut as a result of the economic downturn.
At Ryanair, the senior management have taken a significant pay cut, as have I, he said.
That’s the way it goes. My basic pay has been cut by 10% and the bonus will be slashed by somewhere in the order of 50%.
George Hook is co-presenting The Breakfast Show this week in place of Ger Gilroy, while also hosting his own Right Hook programme later in the day.
Mr Hook said his Newstalk bosses had been inspired by Ryanair’s no-frills style.
We are following Ryanair work practices here I am working double shifts for the same pay, the presenter joked. A Sunday newspaper report stated Mr O’Leary had lost his boyish good looks and become grey and almost gaunt.
It referred to sources close to Mr O’Leary who acknowledged he had shed some excess baggage but denied it was due to pressures of a year when Ryanair hit more difficult times.
One photo accompanying the article showed Mr O’Leary at the Ryanair AGM in September and a second showed him at the December 18 meeting of the Oireachtas Committee on Transport.
[quote=“Gaillimharais”]FAO MAC
Gaunt-looking Ryanair boss insists: I am not ill
Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary yesterday denied he was ill after noticeably losing weight in recent months.
Mr O’Leary declared he has never been better and played down concerns about his health.
The airline chief executive said his leaner look is a sign of the times, with everyone having to work harder during the Republics recession.
He was commenting in the wake of newspaper photographs drawing attention to his weight loss.
I’ve lost a bit of weight, and if you look at the two pictures in the paper there’s one from September where I was about a stone overweight.
I was getting fat, dumb and happy during the good times. Now there’s a leaner, more caring me for the recessionary times.
We are all going to have to lose a bit of weight and work that bit harder, he told Newstalk’s The Breakfast Show.
Mr O’Leary also revealed he has taken a pay cut as a result of the economic downturn.
At Ryanair, the senior management have taken a significant pay cut, as have I, he said.
That’s the way it goes. My basic pay has been cut by 10% and the bonus will be slashed by somewhere in the order of 50%.
George Hook is co-presenting The Breakfast Show this week in place of Ger Gilroy, while also hosting his own Right Hook programme later in the day.
Mr Hook said his Newstalk bosses had been inspired by Ryanair’s no-frills style.
We are following Ryanair work practices here I am working double shifts for the same pay, the presenter joked. A Sunday newspaper report stated Mr O’Leary had lost his boyish good looks and become grey and almost gaunt.
It referred to sources close to Mr O’Leary who acknowledged he had shed some excess baggage but denied it was due to pressures of a year when Ryanair hit more difficult times.
One photo accompanying the article showed Mr O’Leary at the Ryanair AGM in September and a second showed him at the December 18 meeting of the Oireachtas Committee on Transport.[/quote]
Denial is always the first stage :rolleyes:
Hormone imbalance. Haven’t heard of anyone dying from that.
Whens the closing date for applications for this thing?
[quote=“Bandage”]Fair enough Clarky, I’ll replace Jackson when I think of a suitable candidate to fill his shoes.
As an aside, I’ve managed to get hold of the coroner’s report in relation to Jett Travolta’s death. Apparently, and I quote, ‘he had chills that were multiplying and he ended up losing control’.
Sad stuff.[/quote]
your a sick cunt
barney mckenna
sean dunne
barrack obama
ariel sharon
ronnie o sullivan
What prompted this vicious outburst dancarter?
By the way, I’m replacing Michael Jackson with Cilla Black.
I commented on this after his appearance on the late late show a month or so back. The man definitely looked sick. I’d say he’s fooked.
I know he`s comming round at the moment but i dont think Seve Ballesteros will make 2010!
[quote=“Bandage”]What prompted this vicious outburst dancarter?
[/quote]
Many many things Bandage but the comment about Travolts poor young fella was the straw that broke the camels back
[quote=“Bandage”]
As an aside, I’ve managed to get hold of the coroner’s report in relation to Jett Travolta’s death. Apparently, and I quote, ‘he had chills that were multiplying and he ended up losing control’.
Sad stuff.[/quote]
they also made a fatal mistake in calling the paramedics instead of the local scinetology priest or whatever they are
Anyone surprised at the speed they cremated young Jett? Any suspicious circumstances?