My sources tell me that the “skiing injury” is merely a cover story and that the truth is that Schumacher was kicked in the head by former French international footballer Patrick Battiston in a revenge attack for an incident in the 1982 World Cup semi-final.
Conor Mortimer is said to have already prepared a t-shirt with the words “RIP Micheal Shoemaker” on it.
Would you say its the pits?
You thinking that’s lame is what’s lame here.
The media have made a right bollocks of this story, he’s gone from dead to a slight cut and walked back into the bar, to dead again, to severely critical, to quite serious to performing a revival of the Sound of Music to brain haemmorage and in a coma according to the reportage I’ve listened to today. Someone shoot the cunt and be done with it.
welcome back @Fitzy you cunt
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_interval
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natasha_Richardson#Injury_and_death
[quote=“artfoley, post: 879699, member: 179”]welcome back @Fitzy you cunt
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_interval
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natasha_Richardson#Injury_and_death[/quote]
Who the fuck reads wikipedia?
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=talk-and-die-richardson
http://firstaid.about.com/od/headneckinjuries/f/09_Talk_and_Die.htm
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/5008826/Natasha-Richardson-Doctor-fears-she-could-have-talk-and-die-syndrome.html
[quote=“artfoley, post: 879707, member: 179”]http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=talk-and-die-richardson
http://firstaid.about.com/od/headneckinjuries/f/09_Talk_and_Die.htm
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/5008826/Natasha-Richardson-Doctor-fears-she-could-have-talk-and-die-syndrome.html[/quote]
When did you come back to TFK Art? Is this your new way of communicating with posters? Must be driving @Bandage mad.
Welcome back Fitzy. You didn’t miss much.
[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 879508, member: 24”]Maybe not the right thread but whatever.
Michael Schumacher hit his head today off a rock while skiing. His condition has been described as serious.[/quote]
bad fucking form you insensitive cunt,
if he’s dead id say its pretty fucking serious allright
RIP
Doctors are reporting that Schumachers condition is unchanged today.
Still an arrogant cunt so…
It’s snow joke.
Satirist John Fortune of Bremner, Bird and Fortune has died at the age of 74.
Some freak pretending to be a priest visited Mick today at his French hospital bedside.
Neilie?