If Adam was banging Eve, why wonât you bang a wan?
Oh right. So why all the talk about queers and the like?
Cos itâs modern Ireland and weâre cool with everything.
Iâm not a sex person.
Itâs overrated anyway pal.
You donât have to believe everything your wife tells you
Iâd say Bono often asked himself the answer to this question
If heâd asked if Adam was banging Steve, he might have been more on the money
It isnât An Fear Rua in 2004 mate
Up your game
Yawn
Cringe
Sigh
RENOWNED HORSE AND greyhound racing commentator Michael Fortune passed away yesterday at the age of 70.
A native of Bree, Co. Wexford, Fortune edited the Irish Greyhound Review for more than 40 years and worked as track commentator at Shelbourne Park and Haroldâs Cross along with commentating on RTE broadcasts.
Not a celeb. RIP
ârenownedâ days it all
Huh?
A fella that was shouting after a few dogs and ponies running around is not a celeb.
Rutger Hauer
" Iâve seen things you people wouldnât believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.â
indeed, RIP