Celebrity Deaths 2023

Thank fuck I never got to meet Liz Hurley.

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One more she keeps the match ball.

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Thatā€™ll be Steve Bing

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A titan of Irish Industry passed away today. Built an empire which was started by his aul man. Had many a politician in his pocket. In fact the biggest.
Caused many a scandalā€¦ā€¦and a tribunal.

RIP

RTE2 featuring lots of orange strikes right now as a tribute.

His ads will be missed

Castleknockā€™s finest - a real wild child

He struck me as a right bollox but RIP and all that.

Who?

He lived some life did Ben. Died in Dubai according to the journal so must have been unexpected

Ben Dunne bro

I think it says a lot for the acumen of Ben Dunne, that to the best of my knowledge, Nobody convinced him to buy a string of absolutely fucking useless rachehorses.

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His niece has a string of show jumpers anyway

Did he not despise the horsey set?

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I spoke too soon, I knew Wayne Rooney would be okay financially when he fucked off Tom Dascombe.

Id say he must have.

Heā€™d have been right to and all

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Would turn you upside down and leave you by the side of the road. Paul Merson-drink, drugs, gambling- gambling by far, far, far the worst according to the man himself. Ā£8 million pounds he lost, and he tells his kids when they canā€™t do xyzā€¦ā€˜its because I gambledā€™. He is doing great work in that area right now.

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I remember him most fondly for his cocaine induced psychosis on a Floridian penthouse balcony. 30 grams of yayo and a hooker. Someone should have given him the memo that the purity levels are higher on that side of the atlantic.

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Probably Irelands first play boy