Lovely ball from Giotto.
Iniesta whining like a bitch.
He looks like a weird baby.
Juve’'s marking and agression has been brilliant
Mandzukic has the best elbows in football.
Aren’t the shit teams in Spain shittier than the shit teams in England? Perhaps a Shit UEFA cup would be a runner.
Neymar, the little bitch.
Neymar will get sent off before the end of this.
Pique knocked the ball out of defence there in that last Juventus attack and there wasn’t a Barcelona player within 50 yards of the defensive line.
Lionel Messi thinks he’s Diarmuid “Gizzy” Lyng.
Newmarket acting the cock but at least he’s working his hole off trying to get a goal. Suarez has been dogshit.
Neymar.
What’s happened Suarez, lads? I’ve not really seen any La Liga this season but in the 5 or 6 Barcelona games I’ve watched this season he has been shit.
Cruciate
Mental breakdown.
Not yet. Tomorrow
Barcelona are going to have a serious job overhauling this team in the summer.
Juventus are so well organised. They’ve probably ridden their luck slightly not to have conceded one tonight but the better you’re organised, the luckier you tend to get.
It’s difficult to see anybody beating them over two legs at any rate, whatever about one.
Khedira lucky enough to stay on there. Borderline red.
Messi is concussed.
Not a chance.
George mentioned a little while ago that Barcelona are playing Real Madrid at the weekend? Do you know the date and time of that one?