Champions League Matchday Four

Cesar Navas just missed a sitter for Rubin Kazan after a cracking cross.

But the highlight of my CL evening so far has been Sky Sports’ studio panel. We just had the following exchange:

Keyes; “Is Rafa Benitez representing Spain or Italy tonight?”
Salgado: “Italy for sure.”

What a fucking innane question. Threw a shoe at the tv in protest but thankfully I missed so no damage done.

Glenn Hoddle reckons the Inter players won’t be used to a ground like White Hart Lane where the fans are close to the pitch. Has he ever heard of Inter’s home stadium?

Javier Zanetti still oozes complete brilliance.

The world’s most consistent player over the last 15 years by a mile.

That Naismith cunt has just rattled the post at the end of a run. One of the more despicable of the current huns.

Naismith just hit the post for Rangers. You’d feel for them if they weren’t a shower of cunts

Did you see the Union Jack with Co Donegal on it before the game Rock ?

Fuck you McGregor

Nope. Weird. Sure it wasn’t Donegall Road or anything?

Valencia beginning to get on top now. McGregor’s save there a few minutes ago reminded me of a rapist saving a shot. Not sure what it was exactly about it but he just looked uncannily like a rapist as he dived to his left.

Lovely goal by Spurs; created by Modric and finished by Van der Vaart.

VDV you legend! Massive night @ the lane.

Los Che well on top here - only a matter of time before they score

I’ve just jinxed them, haven’t I

Terrible miss by Crouch. Bale is skinning the inter defence

He’s better than chris waddle, he’s just as good as hoddle, his wife’s a super model, he’s rafa van der vaart! Some start!

And that is why Peter Crouch is not a top class striker, and never has been.

GOALLLLLL !!!

Soldado

The lanky cunt gets paid 90k a week to sink these chances.

Donkey.

Huns have actually looked poor enough on set pieces recently and that goal from Soldado was no exception.

Anyone see Victor Valdes do his best Harald Schumacher impression in Copenhagen tonight ?

“He’s offside there but Kenny Miller doesn’t know that as he tries to hit it on the half turn.”

He may have had an idea he was offside when he saw nobody else within 6 yards of him.