Champions League Round of Eight

Mandzukic is a disgusting footballer.

Lucas Moura is impressing me again. Thought he was very good last week too.

Lavezzi’s touch has been very clunky.

Juve looking uneasy with Bayern’s wide movement.

Poor effort by Lavezzi there, PSG should be ahead.

Brilliant pass by Zlatan.

How is that not a yellow for Dani Alves? Again, contrast that to the innocuous booking that ruled Matuidi out tonight.

Padoin has been excellent for Juventus, worringly he is down with an injury.

Referee has bottled a lot of cynical fouls here from Bayern.

Martinez is a useless cunt, awkward and cumbersome as they come.

Mandzukic is Tony Pulis’ wet dream, a disgusting player.

Bayern play dreadful football. Kick and rush football with their attackers running around like demented maniacs when they don’t have the ball. Players like Mandzukic should be banned, all he has done is run around and try and smash defenders off the ball. Martinez is another uncouth donkey, they are a team full of big hammer throwers.

In the other game, it is there for PSG to take. Lavezzi has been poor and left his brain behind him, they may live to regret all the openings they have squandered. Motta and Verratti have been absolutely outstanding in the middle for PSG, Motta in particular is lording the exchanges - a quality footballer.

Magnificent goal for PSG.

Oh lord, game on now

Good start from Juve here in the second half, Quagliarella digging out a great effort.

Valdes should have stood up big there.

Ibrahimovic really has been the dominant player tonight, has been at the heart of all of PSG’s attacking play

Hmmmm

George has just explained that the goal to put PSG ahead means they’ll go through if the game finishes like this. Cracking goal. I don’t think Lavezzi did it on purpose but teams could take more advantage of the current offside rules by away from confusing runners forward to distract centre backs.

Makes a real game of it now. PSG the better side so far.

Robben rattles the post.