Only Montolivo is better than Gundogan.
Kloppy
He doesn’t wear a poppy
He’s carrying out a Champions League colonoscopy
He’s taking out the shit
Could do with a Madrid goal, at least them not going 3 down or the second legs are going to be shit.
Penalty!
I love it.
Lewandowski has shown Pepe up for the first and third goals.
Penalty for them now…
Hmmmmmm
Lewandowski is showing great composure in front of goal this season. The patience before his finish for the late winner against Ajax in the group stages was really impressive.
I forgot Ozil and Schweiny! 
Really poor from Alonso there.
Stonewaller
Has anyone ever scored 4 in a champions league semi before?
4-1 Zeee Germans are on fire!!!
Yayaws 
As in any one player
Lewandowski has added about €20m onto his price tag tonight.
Madrid are some whinging shower of cunts.
Modric was dire tonight. Not the only one but Di Maria himself was missed and it also forced Oezil into playing a position where he’s less effective.
All Londoners can fuck off to the tube stations again cos the jerries will be blitzing their city the weekend of the final.