If there was a war, which side are you on.
A poll.
- China
- India
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Voted India for food preference reasons. But the Chinese don’t do stupid so id expect them to have this well thought out and to prevail.
If they started pinging nukes at each other how long til the atmosphere is destroyed and we’re all doomed?
Indian food definitely nicer. Although to be fair what we eat isn’t related to Chinese food.
India’s a democracy as well so that’s a plus.
The Indians haven’t nearly destroyed the world eating bats either lately.
India’s a bit of a kip though really isn’t it.
Both very ignorant races but at least the Indians pretend to be nice to your face.
Indian food is far superior and I’d say we are better off not getting “real” chinese food.
True. We’ve seen where that got us
What cunts voted China
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I’m expecting the lads in the Chinese click farm to arrive on any minute
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Could you trust the Indians to actually fight the war? The chinese would be half way to Kolkata and the indian lads would be promising they will be 100% ready to fight next week.
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I’ve never been in either but I’d say India is a bit of a madhouse in the big cities anyway.
Pakistan and probably the Taliban would be in for a few sly digs on India if China got the upper hand opening multiple fronts. Hard to see Mongolia bothered enough to do the same to china. But putin could swoop in from Vladivostok.
Bastern chinese put pineapple in the curry here. That’s my mind made up
We might also see a squeezed Nepal
They are probably Malaysian like most of the Chinese restaurant owners in Ireland
Fuck the Indo-Limerick clique, trying to swing this en-masse based on food??
Chinese food is fucking UNBELIEVABLE. Hotpots, spicy fish, dumplings, noodle soups, fucking barbecued meat on sticks on the side of the road, malatong, dim sum, hunnan derby shit, Beijing roast duck and every fucking animal that has ever walked the earth. Lads baking sweet potatoes on fires in barrel drums in winter and hooking up hair dryers to the street electricity to fan the flames of roadside barbecues in summer.
Chinese can be cunts enmasse but they’ve been raped by the western world and others for fucking years from the opium wars to nanking. Theyve pulled themselves up and will batter the fucking Indians if it kicks off.
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The Indians haven’t fared much better in their interactions to be fair
There was a crowd called the East Indian Company. They civilised India.
The UAT of the Indian nuclear weapons system will be badly exposed here I fear.
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A few lads with a canes and a monocle kept a whole subcontinent under control. Some operators
You’d be worried enough if you lived anywhere near China. The missiles could go anywhere
Pakistan would kick them in the balls and run.
