After you’ve done with the underwear-sex toys- another man etc. etc quips -
What are you chaps buying your significant other this crimbo?- what’s the latest craze out there? I’m fucking useless at this shit tho she’s probably dropped about 50 hints by now.
Ask her sister/friends and just pay it the minute you find it rather than barqain hunt
So far i’m leaning towards-
Weekend away to London to see the Phantom of the Opera- (Might squeeze in a football match)
Token Jewellery piece
Fashion item/voucher for item
Small gesture like book/cd of something she loves to show I was paying attention.
What could go wrong with that?
Smash her back door in
I repeat…
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Pick up Homer!
Fuck that, get her something that she won’t have got from someone else already.
Fuck her right in the pussy!
[QUOTE=“ChocolateMice, post: 1053697, member: 168”]So far i’m leaning towards-
Weekend away to London to see the Phantom of the Opera- (Might squeeze in a football match)
Token Jewellery piece
Fashion item/voucher for item
Small gesture like book/cd of something she loves to show I was paying attention.
What could go wrong with that?[/QUOTE]
All of the above?!
Too much? Too little? All shite? … tell me ffs!!!
Seems okay to me but don’t get her more than 2 of the above mentioned.
No Christmas bonus this year mate?
A cd and a voucher 
What are you buying the special lady in your life, mate?
Mrs. Fran bought her own present there last week #hasslefree
Yeah… go on…
A pair of boots and some of that Jo Malone perfume
Fuck the world!
You can’t go too far wrong with a trip away.
And you also get a trip away yourself