Just had a guy out of his bin drinking a couple of Stella and smoking about 15 fags outside the door of our office. The lot of us gathered around the CCTV to have a gander. Left him there for 30-45 minutes, then the dirty coont pukes all over the fookin door. Hooshed the bollox on we did.
Anyone else come across anything like this during this most joyous of seasons?
N.B (Does not include sights seen on nights out on the tear)
I’m not in the Christmas spirit at all. Any time I go into town I get shoved around by scangers haring around trying to find that last bargain. And then there’s smelly bastards on buses too. I think we need to stand back and remember what Christmas is all about…buying your relatives the Paul McGrath book and reading it yourself first, buying your relatives cds you wanted yourself and burning them onto your mp3 player and just going out and getting absolutely shit-faced. Which I plan to do from now until the 2nd of January only taking intermittent breaks when I feel as if I’m either going to die or combust.