Our V’s Christmas Filling
I use a Giant “Grumpy” Mug.
One mug of Dried Cranberries
One mug of Sultana
Half mug of Raisins
1/4 lb of butter (real stuff)
hefty pouring of brown sugar
dessert spoon of mixed spice
tea spoon of cinnamon
1/2 tea spoon of nutmeg
Red wine, you can use the cheap shite from Tescos
Empty dried fruits into a good sized pot and cover with wine; and leave until the fruit has guzzeled up the plonk and is nice an plump again. Or you could could leave it over night like I do.
Tip butter and spices in and put on a mid heat and stir for a few min’s to get the fruit coated in the butter. Lower the heat, put a lid on the pot and leave for about 30 mins. Stir occasionaly.
This stuff lasts for days.
To go all out lads, and earn some serious booty points: follow it up with this:
Get 2 pks of frozen shortcrust pastry and one swissroll tin.
Leave the pastry out all day to get to room tem, and when you get in from work, roll out one pack, use the wine bottle, and cover the base of the tin, grease it first with butter tho’. Tip some of your mince meat over it, and smooth it evenly. It doesn’t work like self levelling concrete so you’ll need to encourage it. Roll out the other pack of pastry and cover your meat
Cook in mid heat for 25 mins. leave to cool and sprinkle with icing sugar if you’re posh or a newly-wed, or if you’re like me, use the nicked the vanilla sugar from Starbucks.
Cut into any effin’ shape you like.
Its no harm to have some flour about when you’re at pastry roll out stage.
Total wash up = one pot, one wooden spoon and one baking tin. (Bottle goes into recycle bin)