ClarkeyCat is the ex-resident Australian correspondent on TFK. He is famous for the following:

  • first openly homosexual member of TFK
  • bearing a remarkable resemblance to Bobby Sands at the time of the hunger strikes with his scruffy beard and gaunt appearance.
  • being a Liverpool fan.
  • being a member of the TFK astro team where he earned the nickname ‘Darren Anderton’ due to his constant injury complaints.

Clarkey is also responsible for bringing two female members to the forum, susanb and The West, the latter of which engaged in TFK’s only romance with one [wiki]Ball Ox[/wiki].

ClarkeyCat returned to the shores of Ireland when the country had reached the shitholes of depression, thereby proving that Westerners aren’t happy unless they’re miserable.

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