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I can’t go to jail Monty, they’ll eat me alive!
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He was so good to his mother
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Mr. Burns: Are these indiscretions romantic, financial, or treasonous?
Krusty: A Russian hooker. You tell me.
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I shouldn’t have stopped for that haircut
Kristy is a great character,he’s got some great lines
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Bart, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
No.
Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them?
Uh-uh.
And, what if your family don’t like bread, they like… cigarettes?
I guess that’s okay.
Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?
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Classic