One of the best ones imo is when Homer is trying to skive off work from the power plant for the day to go to the Duff Brewery with Barney. He reads in his mind a scripture with details on how to get out of the plant:
If the plant it is you wish to flee, go to sector 7B
Once he’s in sector 7B he sees a huge spider and the scripture says:
To overcome the spiders curse, simply quote a Bible Verse
Homer can’t come up with a Bible verse so he just fecks something at the spider instead to kill him, classic!
Anybody else have classic quotes?