Coffee thread, aka a thread for spoofers

Wankers.

Better than those cunts at the department of **

If it bothers you that much, I’ll buy you a Nespresso machine mate.

No thanks, they’re terrible for the environment.

Can we set up a thread for @artfoley inane civil service banter

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Just bought some coffee there lads. Wanted to keep you informed.

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Anything in the back kitchen?

His false teeth and wig collection.

And right on cue, it’s Max headroom

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Mine go safely into landfill.

Cue ball head responds.

well im snookered now

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On another forum ideally

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Anybody using a kettle with variable temperature control.

Is it a cod?

coolio.

ill wait for my invite to didyouknowmywifeisanurse.ie

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So as you don’t burn the coffee etc? Sure just switch it off before it gets to a dull boil, or let it go off the boil before using it. Before is better apparently…bit of a cod I’d say

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This arrived yesterday. Had a couple of goes off her, trying to find the right mix. Need to stir the coffee and leave it sit for around 4 mins before plunging to get a good kick out of it. Two scoops of coffee to 3.5 cups of water to get two decent cups of coffee topped up a small bit with more water, milk to taste. Very smooth…

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It’s a great yoke, if you find the plunger is being pushed up a little you might consider wetting the coffee a little, ‘blooming’ it’s called and it’s generally good idea…maybeeven a game changer. If the plunger isn’t being pushed up a little your coffee might be old.

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Phnar phnar