Colonic Irrigation ... Farmer got me thinking about anal rention

who here has had one or knows someone

All I know is a pal of mine got one years ago in a place on Fitzwilliam Sq. She reckoned it was great, but thought she needed two or three more visits, but the crew had moved on.

In fairness to Mo, she did have some serious gastric problems. Sometimes she didn’t know if she was coming (as in the fun kind) or whether she was going (and would have an embarrassing disaster.)

You’re fierce craic maire.

Christ Almighty!

Gastric problems of the vaginal sort? what kind of monsters do you associate with?

There’s some awful strange shite in this forum!

Maire and Farmer are Tfk’s longest running love story. Think Ross and Rachel.

well you have temper it with the fact that aur’Mo wouldn’t end up in bed unless there was at least one bottle of wine (each) drunk before going out, a can of lacquer inhaled when doing the gruaig, a lagan of Rah-Vodkie in the cab into town, and rounds and rounds and rounds of Vodkie and Aftershock spriters.

A little warmup foreplay chit chat would be over some kaula and coffee.

It all adds up

[quote=“Mairegangaire”]well you have temper it with the fact that aur’Mo wouldn’t end up in bed unless there was at least one bottle of wine (each) drunk before going out, a can of lacquer inhaled when doing the gruaig, a lagan of Rah-Vodkie in the cab into town, and rounds and rounds and rounds of Vodkie and Aftershock spriters.

A little warmup foreplay chit chat would be over some kaula and coffee.

It all adds up[/quote]

So that’s who this is

[quote=“Mairegangaire”]well you have temper it with the fact that aur’Mo wouldn’t end up in bed unless there was at least one bottle of wine (each) drunk before going out, a can of lacquer inhaled when doing the gruaig, a lagan of Rah-Vodkie in the cab into town, and rounds and rounds and rounds of Vodkie and Aftershock spriters.

A little warmup foreplay chit chat would be over some kaula and coffee.

It all adds up[/quote]

Come out of the can fanta will ya!!

[quote=“Watch The Break”]So that’s who this is

http://www.adrants.com/images/6194_DrunkWoman_DASL-1.jpg[/quote]

thats me

when I was blond

[quote=“Mairegangaire”]thats me

when I was blond[/quote]

You’re full of beans today maire. The rolling-pin got a doin this mornin I take it.

I know a woman who owns a clinic that specializes in colonic irrigation, some of the stories I`ve heard are pretty sick.

fuck off so

Did you speak to anyone about that yet?

Here funboys get a room!

You know a few places puke don’t you?

The Blue Oyster and The Toolbox are decent spots :smiley:

I’m sure Captainshan & Flano would have something to say about that

fised that for ya

Turns out you’d be as well off having a few hints… :pint:

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-truth-about-colonic-irrigation-it-doesnt-work-2329681.html