Connacht Rugby Bandwagon Thread

Her eyes ended up all black.

He thought she was the hooker

he didn’t come in through the gate…

A crooked feed.

He went over the top with his spear and tackle

you’ve got to earn the right to go wide…

She wasn’t able to properly engage his tight head

His wingman went three quarters of the way in uninvited.

He put it up the jumper a bit too hastily.

He made a mess of her under the (bed) posts.

The tail gunner came through un impeded

The kick escort was all wrong

He thought she said her name was Brian Kennedy.

He stayed in the sin bin after his time was up.

He fronted up excessively.

He took his balls into contact.

He raped the fuck out of her

He forced his way into the 22 (year old).

His accuracy and execution was off.

She’s living proof that he’s far more effective in the tight.