Conor McGrath - and the way he might ask you for a hot chicken roll

Around Christmas last year?

[QUOTE=“twiceasnice97, post: 1044749, member: 1061”]the point being that in all the time he is going in there he never once even hinted that he played hurling you fcuking idiot.
Thats a rare enough quality in a human being that they wouldn`t even let slip a hint about it.

Good for you re canning as he is your county man but the fact is canning has played really badly as often as he has played well. thats simply not the case with mcgrath[/QUOTE]

This is the gift that keeps on giving. Yet again you prove what an utter simpleton you are, the whole board is laughing at you and you dont realise it. Why the fuck, and how the fuck would he have ‘hinted’ that he played hurling in some random deli. What a complete roaster he would be if he did mention it. He isnt. You on the other hand. You seem to have a strange obsession with him though, ‘a rare enough quality in a human being’ that he doesnt drone on about himself to complete strangers? You dont realise this pal, and never will, but you are a fucking freak

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who’d have thunk a thread about some no mark stick hurler could be so good

[QUOTE=“twiceasnice97, post: 1044749, member: 1061”]the point being that in all the time he is going in there he never once even hinted that he played hurling you fcuking idiot.
Thats a rare enough quality in a human being that they wouldn`t even let slip a hint about it.

Good for you re canning as he is your county man but the fact is canning has played really badly as often as he has played well. thats simply not the case with mcgrath[/QUOTE]
OMG. He’s not, is he? He is I think… he’s actually serious :eek: :D:D:D

Well holy god!

[QUOTE=“twiceasnice97, post: 1044749, member: 1061”]the point being that in all the time he is going in there he never once even hinted that he played hurling you fcuking idiot.
Thats a rare enough quality in a human being that they wouldn`t even let slip a hint about it.

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The rest of the Clare players must be awful cunts if you are impressed by the fact that a man can order a hang sandwich without mentioning he is an inter county hurler.

Can I get a sandwich please.
White or Brown?
Better make it brown, I’m an inter county player you see.

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Would Conor McGrath hurl a box of spicy wedges to ducks?

The rest of the Clare players must be awful cunts if you are impressed by the fact that a man can order a hang sandwich without mentioning he is an inter county hurler.

Can I get a sandwich please.
White or Brown?
Better make it brown, I’m an inter county player you see.[/QUOTE]

He doesn’t just order his wrap, there is a real sense of purpose about him when he enters that deli.

You’ve gotten great mileage out of that “purpose” quip but it’s amusing each time.

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Cracks me up still, loons like tan obviously lap that shit up as this thread has shown.

What was the original purpose quip?

Damien Lawlor wrote a gushing piece in the Sindo last winter about Clare’s incredible young team, what great ambassadors they are and how everything they do is done with real purpose. He cited examples of Colin Ryan coming to the first training session of the year last January an hour early to practice frees. He wasn’t just hitting frees; he was hitting them with a real purpose. There were loads of examples. They didn’t just tour the schools with the cup last winter; they visited everywhere with a real purpose and delivered important messages to the children about teamwork and dedication. And so on and so on. It was unintentionally funny.

Lawlor is usually something of an arsehole in general. Where’s he from? Is it Kilkenny?

And nutrition, you prick

And anti-bullying…

Best I’ve ever seen in a clare shirt. An absolute gent to boot.

He’s from Tipperary and appears to be a nice chap.

He’s a very nice chap. But is almost too nice and safe for a journalist and is in danger of becoming this generations Martin breheny as a result.

Like most GAA journalists he is a complete brown noser of every manager and player. Afraid to rock the boat and say anything remotely controversial.

He was on RTE Radio One for a while as host of Take Your Point on Sunday evenings where his blandness was ideal for the role. Seems a harmless enough chap generally, though.

Once shared a house with Caul Pollins