You would say that “thebird” we are onto you
Covid was invented so everyone would be locked in their homes so they can change the batteries in the birds. Hence it was a cod
Why don’t more dead fish wash up all on our shoreline?
Merpeople, merpeople I’m tellin’ ya’!
Live coverage of Jones trial here - his defence opening statement is currently underway and it’s a doozy already
Make up your mind, is it birds or fish.
He has a new fan - Glenn Greenwald - which, to be fair, pretty much everybody with a functioning brain could see coming from a long way back.
Trial ongoing right now and he’s live - mistrial seems to be the play
although it is a trial for damages so maybe not
Covid is the cod and the birds, well they arent real
Jones is due to take the stand today - should be absolute gold because the cunt can’t help himself.
Proceedings begin at 3 pm GMT - I’ll throw up the link when it’s time.
It’s been great so far - the defence has been comically inept and cuntish and the judge has thoroughly enjoyed overruling the vast vast majority of their horseshit objections because she’s fed up with their shit.
Here’s the plaintiff’s attorney calling the defence nonsense out
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Hon Jones boy give it to those lizard bastards!
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He looks like a ballbag in fairness
Even the jury started taking the piss one of the days last week. They are allowed to put questions to the witnesses after each testimony and questioning and the judge then reads them out for both teams in the absence of the jury to see if they have any objections.
Couple of examples of jury questions last week that didn’t make the cut
- are any of the members of the jury crisis actors and if so how many - number answer please
- am I a lizard person
I honestly hope Jones ends up in the streets sucking dick to survive after the damages verdict comes down.
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What’s this all about?
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All the shit he said and allowed to be broadcast on his show about Sandy Hook being fake and calling the parents and kids liars and crisis actors - he was found guilty already of defamation and the current proceedings are just to see how much damages he has to pay.
Hopefully every fucking red cent the cunt has.
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Proceedings underway but the shithead in chief won’t be on for a good while
One of the parents up first, I think another due after him then probably Jones.
This bit will be tough.
The 2 parents are now done - might be jury questions for the second who has just finished.
Jones has apparently been live on infowars shit talking the trial and the judge. Chances of appearing, lower than earlier.
Chances of the judge cutting the live feed for the rest of it, higher than earlier.
Jones in court now - his broadcast earlier was played before the jury is allowed in - he basically said Heslin is on the spectrum and being manipulated.
Judge tells Jones to spit out his gum - ‘it’s not gum, it’s gauze’
This will be good
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He can’t be jailed can he is it just a case for damages? What a moron hopefully he gets utterly wrecked financially for what he’s done.
Just for damages, yes.