Corduroy Trousers

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Hold on I am all for the trousers but this is wrong.

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Very narrow cords if that is the correct word. I’m sure if you saw it you would agree that it’s very nice.

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I very much doubt it but post up a photo and we’ll cast our judgement.

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I had a lovely pair of cream cords that I treasured many years ago. One night in Ila De Mel, Brazil, Phil Leotardo locked me completely out of the grounds of the hostel we were staying in so I had to climb over the gate out of my head on drink at 5 am. With my left leg over the gate safely I got my right one caught in a little spike on top of the gate as I tried to bring it over and fell slightly forward so that my lovely cords were ripped from just under my crotch to below my knee and I was semi dangling for a short period… Thankfully I mustered the strength to get myself out of the situation and safely to my bed, but that cunt Phil has never apologized for the incident nor attempted to reimburse me for my troubles. I haven’t been able to bring myself to wear a pair since.

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I was talking to Farmer.

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I was talking about Farmer.

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I had a similar incident. The barrier was a railing and I was with a very hot lady. I was able to pick up the lady as she was quite small and lift her over the railing and lower her down the other side. Needless to say she was hugely impressed with this. Confidence high, I went to hop over to join her and caught my sleeve in a spike on the way over ripping it to the elbow and then felt like quite a plank.

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Very well then.

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Was this a corduroy top or jacket you were wearing?

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No I wasn’t wearing any corduroy clothing at the time that I recall. It did seem a somewhat related incident though. Mods feel free to move the post to a more appropriate thread.

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Consider this a warning!

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These two facts are linked.

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:smiley:

The Runt and The Dunph (RIP) are very insecure guys when it comes to fashion.

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The Runt and The Dunph (RIP) are very insecure guys when it comes to fashion.[/quote]

I wore a pair of corduroy trousers once and they ripped around the groin area while I was bustin moves on the dance floor.
When I showed the damage to one of my companions they proceed to grab the relatively minor tear and pretty much ripped off the leg of the trousers.

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[quote=“The Runt, post: 778823, member: 181”]I wore a pair of corduroy trousers once and they ripped around the groin area while I was bustin moves on the dance floor.
When I showed the damage to one of my companions they proceed to grab the relatively minor tear and pretty much ripped off the leg of the trousers.[/quote]

I’m sorry to hear that, mate. I certainly feel your anguish… Did you get any where with your wan after she was done battering you?

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My auld man is a big fan of them. For that reason I am out

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Don’t do it Bandage, you’ll look like a prat.

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More of a prat

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I have a lovely corduroy suit.

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I love Corduroy. One of my favorite Pearl Jam songs.

Everything has chains, absolutely nothing’s changed, take my hand, not my picture, spelled my tshirt…