Cork - the softest of cunts 🐐

Have to go to Cork tomorrow; need somewhere fairly central to eat at lunchtime.

Any recommendations?

Market lane in Oliver plunkett st is the finest for lunch

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Cork is the food capital of Ireland, wherever you go will be unreal.
How central are you talking? Any part of the city in particular?

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Market Lane, Liberty Grill, Spit Jack’s, Orso, Son of a Bun on MacCurtain street.

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Between the bus station & train station, or in the environs.

State of these cunts

‘A scarcely comprehensible act of thuggery’: Cork men jailed for violent robbery of 93-year-old pensioner

Can’t seem to copy link off phone

Fuck all there really just go to McCurtain st loads of places. It’s near train station

There’s a cafe right across from the train station thats decent and has unreal cakes. https://lab82.ie/

5 points cafe is more between both points and is supposed to be nice but not a huge menu i think. They have a sister cafe out next to PUC
https://www.instagram.com/5pointscafecork/

There’s a good clatter of offerings the other end of MacCurtain street, 5 minutes walk max, including Son of a Bun. Isaac’s is halfway up MacCurtain street but might be a bit pricey for lunch.

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Small beach across the bridge
Turn left
Decent pub aswell

Unfortunately one of the cunts is a kerryman originally
133 convictions between the vile scum

Scoozis is the only place Cork people eat in the city

:joy: Great shout

Go to skoozis Aristotle but be prepared to queue

And they’d only hand him the out of towner menu anyway :man_shrugging:

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Eddy Dunbar made a good start to giro, 14th on GC and well up with the big boys today.

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See the ravenous thread :+1:t2:

Beef salad. Serious grub I thought.

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Went there a few years back, thought it was shite. Dry, overcooked barely edible burger. Desserts were ok iirc.

I just go to Quinlan’s whenever I go back, and possibly The Fish’s Wife if I’m there all day. My wife doesn’t want to spend much time in the city as it is a kip and she has always been happy with Quinlan’s when we went there and it is a good option for a couple of daytime pints.

As an aside, we went to Garryvoe Hotel for lunch when we were back 6 months ago - utter shite, and crazy over-priced. Dunno if it is nostalgia or the chocolate log that made me like it when I was younger.

Have to check this out at some stage. Kids friendly?

Not for v young kids really. It’s v loud and tight if you had a buggy or something…but I’d say 5 up would prob be happy out. They give the kids crayons and stuff so they try anyway

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Heard it’s good